Melissa Eberlein

MI✈MN

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

I'm convinced that ppl will leave your life and come back at a better time. It may hurt now but one day it will all make sense.

[The Cooter Scooter 🛴 @fitty_d]

I’m gonna stay off social media for the night and maybe tomorrow. I need some time to just be alone and to take care of myself with no distractions.

[Gabriel Bosslet @gbosslet]

Honeycrisp are the best apples

I won’t be taking questions

Comments will be ignored

[nick @nickhansonMN]

laughing during a kiss is the absolute greatest feeling i've ever known

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

Mitch always mocks me for being obsessed with @MorganWallen ... who’s obsessed now? How’s my blanket? 😂❤️

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

Quote of the night
“wear the pants Mel.”
Me: “I DONT WANNA PAY THE BILLS THOUGH.”
@BIG_AL313

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

I swear some people have blood that bugs like and they just suck the shit outta them.
I’m some people.

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Today my wife saved us $214.81 by not going to Target for toothpaste.

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

I feel like we’re all going through it right now, but we’re getting through it.

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

@Jordan_Rager That jawline though. 😍

[lexie @elderemo_mama]

As a mom....I suck at taking care of myself.

[Big Miss Steak @sacredswanss]

I need to buy myself something every single day otherwise I will stop breathing and die

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

Anyone else getting massive amounts of random friend requests?

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

@jessrothwell Maybe you’ll get super lucky like we did. Kali slept through the night since day one. I had to wake her! I wasn’t used to that since Kins NEVER slept and still doesn’t 😅

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

Anyone else catch this random cough that makes you feel like you caught the Rona or just me?

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

What even is sleep though? 💤

[Melissa Eberlein @MelEberlein]

@_TLambright Sign me up squeegee

[CAELI K. @onlycaelik]

nobody watches you harder than people that can’t stand you.