Melee Hell

Shit posting and anti-social Melee debauchery

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

objectively correct 2025 tier list.

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

there's always a bigger fish and i think they can teach us a lot about our selves

like how we don't want to let them in our social circles

as a bystander, the broad consensus on the ban is what gets me 🍿

[Porygon2 @Poryg2n]

@Melee_Hell the true irony of melee being a sandbox that lets you play however you want is that you can choose to be the worst thing ever for everyone else. it's kind of beautiful in its horror

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

you can just tell no one wants to ban this puff.

[Li'l Mitts @SSBM_LilMitts]

This clip sponsored by Nair.

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

real

[Brynn aka Lop @brynnakalop]

Can we do this to the Puffs I play on https://t.co/QVkRMJq8dB next @Fizzi36

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

me, who regularly gives the advice "your goal is to make the other person's life miserable"

[Lune @Belladonna_Fox]

highkey deserved tons of patient players that are allowed just fine even in new england

there's a difference in those trying to win vs intentionally trying to make other players miserable and ruin the time and experience of other people you share community with

corny person fr

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

the hint of eugenics is what makes this tweet hit just right.

[autumn @darkskinkimpine]

was like “yeah we shouldnt ban people for playing the game in our rules even if its annoying” then watched a single game of his and realized how bad things can really get if we just let everyone have gamecube controllers

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

peak playing to win

[ROOTS🌳| kuro🖤 @kurothearbiter]

my legendary set with gioizhawt

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

ty ass, very cool and needed.

[Adam’s Smash Series @adamsmashseries]

take a break from watching puffs stall to check out the highlights from [ass] 191:

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

based

[Anconoid @Anconoid69]

gio would be really funny if he won all his sets but he loses all of them instead

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

man discovers fire

[Skullbro @skullbro200]

New doc tech discovered which is especially good against falco dair. Its reverse upb into trade with aerial.

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

see, hbox just camps platform now and its just about as good and nobody bothers him about it at all.

its 2026, do better.

[Tac Rollie ^w^ @tacrollie]

Every player who got into the game through EmpLemon secretly wishes they were allowed to play like this

[Tac Rollie ^w^ @tacrollie]

Every player who got into the game through EmpLemon secretly wishes they were allowed to play like this

[Mr. Motion @salamithegreat]

why are we banning players for playing like losers who have no respect for their opponents time? i dont think we should ban players that are complete net negatives to the tournament experience. very disappointed to see this asshole poke a bear and get mauled. shame on new england

[rienne, orca mother @riennezelda]

if the 'only way you enjoy playing melee' is so intolerable + abusive it gets you regionally banned maybe you should take up freecel or something instead

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

@moky_dokie happy bday thx for being goated

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

hth

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

it was hard to read beyond "i was a knowingly a jerk on discord" but i scrolled to the very end juuuust in case and caught the blurb about the locals.

play style aside... which im objectively fine with.

sus.

[Pilchard Princess @DadRockEnjoyer]

I could not have written a better parody of melee floaty players than a puff player being so annoying to play against he gets banned from all regional events and then writing a guilt-trippy 13 page google doc

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

many melee players have not read the ancient texts and it shows

the ancient texts:

[MMG | Seven @StefanoBWVO]

If y'all don't like the way a player is playing change the rules don't ban the player

Gio plays lame asf dont get me wrong, but maybe, just once, we can actually implement ruleset changes instead of whining on twitter and banning players that we don't like playing vs

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

based

[Nyoom🏳️‍⚧️ @nyoomers]

Mang0 was banned from melee brackets for sexual harrassment while intoxicated at an event on stream. I think letting him evade this ban through Rivals 2 at Evo is insane it’s not like he got banned from melee for a melee reason he got banned because of sexual harrassment.

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

this is what happens when you play to win without having top player privilege.

[Gbro08 @himg765a]

I feel like what has happened in melee to me lately is a manifestation of problems that have existed for a long time.

I don't expect this to change anything. I wrote it for closure so I could move on knowing I did everything I could and to say goodbye.

https://t.co/7Sxab5tOod

[Melee Hell @Melee_Hell]

@TempoAxe i book a session but actually just to coach your fox