Leah

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Southgate can sort Brexit now.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Some bands make me want to cut the sleeves off all of my t-shirts.

[Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek]

Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Well, personalised adverts are terrifying. #whyareyousayingmyname

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Alias Grace is lovely 👍🏼

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Family play-doh competition.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Leaving my alarm on just so I have the pleasure of ignoring it in the morning.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Stop telling me what's 'in'.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Just watched What Happened To Monday. Loved it. #Netflix

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Tried a sleep aid but now I'm just sad and hungry.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Our bt hub is so withholding.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Always feel uneasy when I use an oxford comma.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

This orange tastes like an apple. #gm

[Leah @MeLeebii]

I class my impression of a T-rex using a computer as an achievement.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

Singing Better Together whilst pairing socks.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

It was a disappointing flapjack. I'm disappointed.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

One of my maths lecturers wrote out a number line on the board for us today, it went all the way up to 5.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

I suppose it's only fair that I acquire a headache the day before I return to university.

[Leah @MeLeebii]

@chloepickin I feel ya