Melina

Personal Finance blogger for Financial Post. Freelance journalist and part time educator at USC.

[Melina @MelinaSands]

God is clever, but not dishonest.

[Melina @MelinaSands]

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

[Melina @MelinaSands]

After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!!

[Melina @MelinaSands]

I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.

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Im the person your mother warned you about.

[Melina @MelinaSands]

Files, files & more files!

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The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

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Love doesnt make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

[Melina @MelinaSands]

There is intelligent life on Earth, but Im just visiting.

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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

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Im not as dumb as you look.

[Melina @MelinaSands]

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

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Filming in cemetery angers residents - The Evening Standard

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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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Coming home, I drove into wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

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When you have your head up your butt, 4 of the 5 senses do not work.

[Melina @MelinaSands]

I dont need no Educashun.