who actually came up with easter stuff bc let me tell you not one person has had an answer for me when i’ve asked why a bunny & why eggs? bunnies don’t lay eggs?? shouldn’t it be the easter chicken
My girlfriend complained that her fries weren’t curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry. She was so happy you would’ve thought I pulled out a ring and proposed. Girls are more simple than we were led to believe.
Coach K: "It's been a heck of a conference season. We fought hard today. I am proud of my guys... Everyone's 0-0 now and we go forward... I think we'll get Zion back for Thursday. It's just a matter of getting in shape."
remember when we were kids and Christmas, Valentine’s Day, and Halloween parties were the freaking bomb? so much candy, fun and games
well being on the other side.... most dreaded days of the year
Tomorrow it’s 25 5 y/os vs. me
Place your bets
remember when we were kids and Christmas, Valentine’s Day, and Halloween parties were the freaking bomb? so much candy, fun and games
well being on the other side.... most dreaded days of the year
Tomorrow it’s 25 5 y/os vs. me
Place your bets
How to get a boyfriend as told by a kindergartner:
“well you just get a best friend that’s a boy then you love him so much he turns into your boyfriend! It’s really easy Ms. Lockwood”
If anyone would like to try Hello Fresh for a week, let me know! Derrick and I have a code that will give you $40 off your first week! Send me your email or shoot me a text 🥩🍱🍖
you need a messy friend in your life because if you badly screw up who do you want to go to for help? a judgy friend who’s never made a mistake or a messy friend who’s probably said, done, thought, or dealt with whatever you did at some point in her life?