Melissa Carter

Storyteller. Mom. Forever awkward.

[Melissa Carter @MelissaCarter]

@MarshallRamsey You did your job, you got a reaction. Don’t give any more of your time to those who don’t appreciate it.

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@InternetH0F Boris Karloff and Thurl Ravenscroft

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Went to #Sprouts and they were playing #Tina. I teared up. #music #rip

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@PuppiesIover Samoa.

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@mhdksafa You’re also assuming kids are straight when you say things like this, which makes the gay kids feel uncomfortable and likely to judge you as a homophobe.

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So…what’s killing all those horses at Church-ill Downs?

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@Emm_Initiative

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@MichaelMatteoRo

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Happy Mother’s Day. 🌹

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@JohnKincade @975JKShow @975TheFanatic You got big, bright energy coming from Atlanta for you, my friend. Get some good sleep Monday and looking forward to that bright smile again upon recovery.

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@PuppiesIover 🥜 Peanut

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@PuppiesIover Rice and Beans. He needs a twin.

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@Emm_Initiative I’m quite disturbed the artist thinks it’s just a bunch of old haired-up white guys up there.

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#lotr #butterflies https://t.co/Ug6nS6ynbv

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@Samanthawinnet1 Thank you!

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Anyone know what this horse trinket symbolizes? #Coronation #William

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Kudos to those musicians on horseback. Now that’s impressive. #Coronation

[Melissa Carter @MelissaCarter]

I know, I know. But #whatif it was #Diana getting crowned #Queen tomorrow. Could you imagine the fanfare? #Coronation

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You could actually wear your #coronation outfit to your #derby party. Kill two birds with one #hat.