Melissa Schultz

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

Totally psyched that @TheLeftoversHBO is filmed in my home town of Nyack, NY! #FeelingPrettyCool #obsessed

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

@trixietraci tips!! I've been toying with the same idea! Do it!!

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

@karencass @JennyMcCarthy ...this cracked me up!! The eyebrow raise at the end was hysterical!

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

Ohhhh... @JennyMcCarthy it's sooooo on! I will spend my entire day making this video! Thank you for giving me purpose on a rainy #4thofJuly

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

“@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://t.co/sLpUSREDYs”...all of this is true

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

Beer, burgers, apple pie...possibly some drunk skinny dipping. Yay America! Happy #4thofJuly

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

Finding inspiration in the most unexpected places! @SkeletorisLove always makes me smile...even when I don't feel like it! #IHeartSkeletor

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Robin Thicke's Paula makes me suddenly appreciate all the creepy drunken voice mails I've gotten in the past. They weren't *that* bad.

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

Thank you, @scottmfoster for being the reason that I just binge-watched every single episode of Greek #InterventionPlease #NetflixIsTheDevil

[New York Mets @Mets]

FINALLY!!! @johansantana throws the first no hitter in #mets history!!!

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

@ambee86 ...noted. I will work on harnessing my inner narcissist! ;)

[Melissa Schultz @MelisSchultz]

Stay away from this hot dog truck...or don't.
New York's 'Hot Dog Hooker' Arrested http://t.co/jSPHGgaS

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Sea Otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart. Check out this adorable pic! -->