Melanie Scott

I do it all...sometimes really well and sometimes I just laugh...

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

I don't judge other parents, YOU do YOU. 😁 But don't steal all the helicopters just to hover - FLY THEM! 😉🤣 #momlife #parenting #helicopter #helicopterparenting #flythehelicopter #theNEWhelicopterparent #byekids… https://t.co/etrQs0LbaV

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

Big bro gave the "skeleton" on the left to Lil'sis because "it has more parts of the body than this skeleton" (the one on the right). When I looked I realized it WASN'T a skeleton it was… https://t.co/cvBqqn0ZxB

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

There are times I just don't have any words to express HOW MUCH I LOVE how things are stated in "The Queen's language" 😂 Take for example this seemingly innocent product that had me… https://t.co/swy90VItiV

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

6: "Mommy! Why does it say 'last day'?!"
Me: "Because you have a term break this month."
6: "WHAT?! ALREADY?!"
Me: "I KNOW dude, I feel the SAME way..."
😉😂🤔 #schooljuststarted… https://t.co/S1WglxgHDw

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

Siblings. Seriously, no matter what kind of creature you are, ALL SIBLINGS act the SAME way towards each other. These two basically were reenacting our kids this morning at breakfast. 😂… https://t.co/wayganoNJO

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

You KNOW you're the "It" couple that ALL others DREAM of being when date night consists of a grandparent eating dinner at the table with the kids while the two of you eat bowls of cereal… https://t.co/In8hcqbKcN

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

Reasons your threenager (or just your child) might throw a tantrum #7,869,324,592: A leaf fell from a tree and landed on her push-chair (stroller) footrest and no one removed it quickly… https://t.co/sJwmAUTvjs

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

Whenever I go to Cambridge I HAVE to stop at africfood for some amazing goat curry and plantains! This time I also tried her spinach goat stew - which might now be my NEW favorite!… https://t.co/TuW8p8Y6QX

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

Raisin wisdom for when you're at the indoor playground at the farm and trying to figure out what to do - do we stay or do we go..🤔 Let me check my raisins! 😂😉 #raisinwisdom… https://t.co/oDJEhvAGIk

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

I'm SO good that I can walk 9mi WITHOUT taking a step! #troublesynching #fitbit #fitbitissues #momlife #activelife #exercise #beinghealthy #lifeinengland https://t.co/mO49GieRLL

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

Captain's/Mommy's log: Week 4, Day 3... At least I think that's the right count ... We've been drifting at sea for what feels like FOREVER and the pirate crew have LOST their… https://t.co/ghMVWbKACb

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

"I need to eat my owie like Cookie monster eats cookies!!" - almost 3yr old
#nobandaidsneeded #noplastersneeded #almost3 #almost3yroldquotes #kidquotes #momlife #kidsareweird https://t.co/QKv9xRdAWh

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

I don't buy running shoes, BUT since I've been walking/jogging I decided I needed to purchase some good shoes. WHO KNEW they come with their very own inspirational messages?!?! They should… https://t.co/MjaR1s6bDi

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

She'll be 3 at the end of the month AND she is FEARLESS! Well, fearless when it comes to bugs/insects. 😉😂 She killed a spider WITH HER BARE HANDS!! She just WHACKED it, and the thing NEVER… https://t.co/0ugPtQ7lns

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

At times like this you can ALWAYS tell who has the fake/artificial grass and who doesn't. 😂 Did you know that artificial grass is like A HUGE thing over here?! You can pick out different… https://t.co/0JCpNXDP4R

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

I picked this quote 14 yrs ago and I still love it just as much! #marriedlife #anniversary #quotes #annemorrowlindbergh #relationships #momlife #keepingitreal https://t.co/MnCOEBIjEj

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

Me: "Hey bubby, do you want more cereal?"
6 yr old: "Probably... Probably not..."

He ALWAYS gives me 2 opposing answers to EVERY question I ask, then gets upset when I ask him a 3rd time… https://t.co/zuH8qmngV0

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

My almost 3yr old will ONLY eat fresh picked blackberries. You pick them and give them to her/let her pick them and she can't stop raving about how much she LOVES blackberries. Buy them… https://t.co/yJ2iY3uPHq

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

And this is why we NEVER have to give our kids another gift! Apparently we've already given them the https://t.co/Cl7GS7nevz.EVER. 😂😉 You are welcome kids, YOU are welcome! 😉😂 #parenting #greatestgift… https://t.co/aF229TK8fg

[Melanie Scott @Meljs2]

Nope my almost 3yr old hasn't suddenly been contaminated by some horrible scalp disease... Nope she doesn't have the WORST case of cradle cap or dandruff known to man... NOR does she have… https://t.co/fEQmSzk0bn