Rudy Mellon

I live in Pappy Yokum's retirement cabin.

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@Gavin_McInnes Cheap shot.

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@ThomasRhinehar Oh Yeah

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@lady_valor_07 Billy "Superstar" Graham, whose schtick Jesse Ventura essentially stole.

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@GrowingUpRetro Oh yeah, I loaded them up with silver quarters. 40 of them and I could deposit 10 bucks. Oh boy! Mercury hat dimes too.

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@Jeff1mb @mattconvente "occasionally"

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@1000thghostauto One of these days, Social Media ...

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@miles_commodore The bigger the burger the better the burger; the burgers are bigger at Burger King.

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@TMesser1261966 @lakeboating2021

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@SorensenFarms @AllegedlyDrew If only there were some sort of a pre-election where you could vote against rhinos without voting for a Democrat 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@miles_commodore 9/10. Fins aren't tall enough.

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@renegadecookies @miles_commodore Cronkite pioneered the bias in nightly newscasts.

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@AskAaronLee I always speak the same way in conversation, whether I feel superior or not.

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@j2_hands @BasedRedWolf Do you think the kids should stroll into class late, or just skip the darn thing entirely?

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@MikeGod54840663 @The_FJC Probably, but that was no reason to deport him.

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@mtnbikecanadian @Ki_fun_thoughts @HP

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@pinktastic615

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@KarenGeorgeBSRN @genjustlaw Perhaps you can file an amicus brief. I'm sure we could all use a good laugh.

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@patflorida22 My parents were both teachers, and they used to say:
"Those that can, do.
Those that can't, teach.
Those that can't teach, teach teachers."
🥳

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@Zaphrella @AnthonyG0528 Have you really thought through the amount of damage your proposal would do to educating kids? What teacher would take on a difficult school if you are waiting on the other side with a mallet?

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@oelma__ We should have been more careful what we wished for.