Melly

Hot Mess Mom, Wrestling Mark, Murderino, Progressive, Memeophile

[Melly @MellyAwe]

Annnnddddd I have to go out in a short ass dress way past my bedtime. I am not having a good time.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

All my free time is dedicated to cheer and I got called thin today. I am having a full blown identity crisis.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

My life is weird. Overheard a group of my students discussing Halloween plans and where they are meeting up to go trick or treating. Guess where? My house. Cool cool cool.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

3 weeks until my life doesn’t revolve around football and cheer. Just have to thug it out until then.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

@InsideTheMark_ We are in the worst possible timeline .

[Melly @MellyAwe]

I had to pluck a hair from my head to prevent a student from having a meltdown… How is your day going?

[Melly @MellyAwe]

I love random pick-me-ups. 🥰

[Melly @MellyAwe]

I am a cheer coach that is married to a race car driver… if you would have told me either of these things 6 months ago I would have laughed in your face. Life is weird.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

@bryankoval It’s pickle vodka.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

Pickle shots

[Melly @MellyAwe]

A 15 year old thought I was a kid and a little 90 wrestler said I was the same size as her… I am now a dainty little young thing and you can’t tell me nothing.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

So being a varsity cheer mom is making me insufferable. The whole push to fundraise is a bit much… Where is a generous billionaire when you need one? 😅

[Melly @MellyAwe]

Random life update: I am the mom of a high school student. I am unwell about this situation.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

Dude… I’m so tired.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

Heyyyyyy, so in the last 24 hours life exploded and I had brain matter on my hand.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

I got paid to watch the new Marvel movie, so life isn’t all bad. 🍿

[Melly @MellyAwe]

Wanna know how I know that I’m a negative Nancy? This time last year I would have sold my soul to be a size 2 and have an amazing group of local friends. Now that I have both, I just want last summer’s clothes to fit and weekends without plans.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

On another note, I had a student tell me I look divorced today. What does that even mean!?!?

[Melly @MellyAwe]

I received the invite to my 20 year high school reunion today. I am unwell.

[Melly @MellyAwe]

A coworker who has been out since October called me skinny today. The sun is shining and I got called skinny…. Nobody can tell me nothing. 🥹