MelanieM

[MelanieM @MelMEsq]

@GavinNewsom OMG you're onto them. The DOJ is skipping right over all the legitimate reasons to investigate you and going straight to the whole political enemy thing. I think your hair gel helmet's too tight.

[MelanieM @MelMEsq]

@FPWellman From a media lawyer, no it is not. Sit.

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@PaulDMauro Did she graduate? Yikes.

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@EricLDaugh In-house counsel (all of them!) quit because that's what Ethics rules require them to do when both their CEO and their Board ignore their advice and expose the client, the organization itself, to legal risk. I have dealt with that in the past myself. It's a last resort decision.

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@AntiWokeMemes Confused as hell because neither of mine would be protesting ICE.

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@scappaticc54191 @clairecmc Are you kidding? She wets her panties when she sneezes.

[MelanieM @MelMEsq]

@TedRall Except you?

[MelanieM @MelMEsq]

@shelbystardust @dazman1973 Could you please share a link to your thesis? As a lawyer, I'd be interested in reading it if it has become a recognized legal source.

[MelanieM @MelMEsq]

@HunterBiden @ATTRM_69 OK. What did your dad do to your sister in the shower?

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@HunterBiden @OnlyinFlorida2 You clearly still aren't.

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@HunterBiden @growing_daniel @Boilers32 You didn't forget them. You lost them.

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@theliamnissan Better than taking it from a dude pretending to be a dude who pretends to be other dudes.

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@nithyavraman You Photoshopped yourself into a Pride parade? OMG will @spencerpratt be having fun with this.

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@HawkEmDownChris Lenny the Cool

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@DouglasEmhoff Off a tall pier?

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@rushicrypto Oh sweetie, that is not how our court system works. A lower court order has to be a "final" order before it can be appealed, but it CAN be appealed.

[MelanieM @MelMEsq]

@travisakers Stay home, dude. Your TDS might be contagious.

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@msully5433 I don't think either one wants to fuck you, Skippy.

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@TheRickWilson Coverup? That's a joke, yes? Tell us more about your boy John Weaver.

[MelanieM @MelMEsq]

@ChrisDJackson Nope. I'm going to go with whatever he was doing to his poor little daughter in the shower that made her so afraid of showering when he was awake. That's worse.