Melanie

If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, pretend like we don't know each other

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

whoever invented nerds gummy cluster should get the presidential medal of freedom

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

hey sorry i overreacted, i always do that whenever anything happens

[Melanie @melners]

You know the author of this book is just absolutely distraught this week

[NBA TV @NBATV]

LIGHT THE BEAM 🔦

THE @SacramentoKings ARE BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2006 👑 https://t.co/2SCWBDRyjJ

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the meal i’m eating is good but it’s missing something (being chicken tenders)

[Melanie @melners]

the profile picture on top of the listing itself is *chefs kiss*

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

HE IS THE GOLD STANDARD! ✨

@nathanwchen x #WinterOlympics
https://t.co/n1CJ85McwW

[Melanie @melners]

i hate this team so much. life is pain

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Tyrese Haliburton has cleared health and safety protocols, sources tell me.

[Steve Helwick @s_helwick]

The Sacramento Kings have the most game-winning buzzer beaters in the NBA since the 2018-19 season with 6:
- Bogdan Bogdanovic (12/27/18)
- Buddy Hield (1/19/19)
- Nemanja Bjelica (12/9/19)
- Buddy Hield (12/23/20)
- Harrison Barnes (3/27/21)
- Harrison Barnes (10/27/21)

[Melanie @melners]

there should be a jacket equivalent for pants and not enough people are discussing this. what if my legs are just a little cold & need an extra layer?? what then

[Melanie @melners]

uncalled for

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kings Concerned About Character Issues After Multiple Prospects Lie About Being Excited To Play For Sacramento https://t.co/Xqr4N7RVi9

[Brandon Marino @TheBatMarino]

From a gymnast friend regarding Simone Biles 🐐❤️

[Melanie @melners]

I have FOMO but it’s fear of missing olympics. I can’t go to sleep because there’s so many events on all the time & I don’t want to be left out @NBCOlympics #Olympics

[Melanie @melners]

@thekingsherald No

[Melanie @melners]

why are we lying buzzfeed

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

David Schwimmer, as Ross Geller, is aging like fine wine!

[Melanie @melners]

@achaqueso me too 🥲

[Melanie @melners]

https://t.co/BCtJT9EFXZ

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Sacramento Kings have now missed the playoffs for 15 straight years 😬

That's tied for the longest streak in NBA history.

[Melanie @melners]

@heykerra you deserve each other!