Mel

it's not short for anything

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me to my wife:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”

me in my 20s :

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[Mel @MelNeves_]

@tmx_lita i’m selling 2 tickets

[Mel @MelNeves_]

@mitskimalewife i have 2 tickets!

[kemi @kemimarie]

me after completing 2 tasks in a day

[Genevieve was baptized by Harry @kevsjunk]

behind every hot girl there is a strong and deep connection to this album

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

all this because bud light did one sponsored instagram post with a trans person is fucking crazy

[Miss libra. @jawnnthadonn]

One thing about me , I’m gon cry

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you’re planning your wedding? that’s cool i’m planning my afternoon snack

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Chicago has officially dropped Kanye as a spokesperson

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid