MEL

My tweets contain jokes that make me laugh and pictures of my dog (in case you don’t laugh at the jokes) 🐶🌭💜🏳️‍🌈

[MEL @MELodramatic_xx]

Ok Ashton Kutcher, you can come out with your camera crew now so we can start the real 2020 year.

[MEL @MELodramatic_xx]

@keatingssixth Same thing happened to me except it’s a cyst in my left sinus! Horrible shooting pain in my face but doctor said “your scan looks great! Everything came back normal.”

[MEL @MELodramatic_xx]

I’d like to think Justin Bieber & his lady were chilling by the fire eating fondue in a mansion somewhere in Wiscansian with @TPAIN and his lady

[mdh @haggardbones]

Going to bed for the 14,600th time or so. Hopefully tonight is the night I figure out what to do with my arms.

[Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc]

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood

[Words @itswords_]

i’m actually tired, like from the bottom of my heart, i am tired.

[Milchick’s Drum Major Baton @iamjosey]

I heard a therapist say, “Your feelings are always valid, your behavior is not.” She explained by saying feel what you feel BUT you need to be accountable for what you do as a result of those feelings.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

FR if you keep your thermostat on 78° let me know before I come over to your house so I can politely decline the invite

[Candace D. @DiaryofaSickGrl]

My debilitating fatigue from having multiple chronic illnesses is not the same thing as a regular person’s tired. It is unrelenting and not fixed by anything.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

there have always been autistic people, we were called “old souls” or “a bit odd” or “a pleasure to have in class” or “you should really consider joining the priesthood”

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My service to the world is that if I’m in the audience of a presentation and the person speaking makes eye contact with me, I am going to nod encouragingly.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Being able to see without glasses or contact lenses

[MEL @MELodramatic_xx]

@907Bex @GoogleMom726153 @Bradybits @JebraFaushay Isn’t a wedding an event you would get dressed up and socialize for though?

[MEL @MELodramatic_xx]

I just backed Make 100 - Handmade Pens from Bowling Balls on @Kickstarter https://t.co/uJj1ZyGLb7

Please check out my wonderful, talented and amazing gf’s kickstarter project 🎳✍🏻🌌🖤💜

[trash jones @jzux]

the plot has thickened enough. i would like the plot to thin out a little

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

what's a girl without the gnawing feeling that it's never going to be different and it will always be like this