Melody Derloshon

Let's get pizza!

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@jayberger I hope you hang this on your bedroom wall to scale.

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@jayberger Roll tide

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@nellnett So great to be creepy at the same time!!!!

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This is when I miss Chrissy Teigan being gone from Twitter most.

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Weird, 4 years of tension in my body was somehow whittled away in the last 72 hours, and today it’s just gone.

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@audreyalison @sierraornelas Double wow

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Undecided voters are the little kids who fake injuries for attention.

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I blame Mark Burnett for all of this.

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Fuck again

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Fuck

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@MrEmilyHeller Riding that fine line of do I just get up or can I possibly go back to bed?

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@bradmorris773 You’re on fire this am

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This is the only time @chrissyteigen and I are doing the same thing.

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@kbiegel @MikeRoyce You can’t spell charity without H A I R. Do it Beegs.

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@speakingsarcasm @ErikaSwyler It’s a long con, I’ll have you hating me in no time!

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@AriMandi @SHO_TheLWord Hello again!

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@united At the gate for the SNA 3:15pm flight.

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@united my mom found this mouse under her chair at your Newark terminal. #miceonaplane

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@united It fell from a vent.

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@ryanbiegel Congrats!!!