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[BIG LEO🦅 @leodey4u]

“30 days has September…” the most useful nursery rhymes ever

I use it all the time 😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

if opay send me notification wey no be credit alert again i go sue them for cyber bullying

[+234🇳🇬🇵🇹 @dexmondonyx]

As I dey bomb, I dey bet, I dey trade, I dey go farm, I still dey look for wetin I go thief join

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

Nigerians are always quick to move on, but if this pops up on your timeline, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

It’s been three weeks now.

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira..

[Zehrry🌚 @big_zehrry]

Omor, who Dey chop this work?

[Idanssssssss @Nimisioluwa]

A former Director of Defence Information, Major General Rabe Abubakar and his wife have been k!dnapped by bandits in Katsina State💔💔💔

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

“I’m not a fan of cars, burna boy loves cars, I saw a video of Davido counting how many cars he has, for me I love football & I wish Arsenal won today”

—-Odumodu

[× @theNyx__]

When Lil Durk’s uncle came home and caught his daughter sitting on his nephew’s lap after they had lied and said nothing was going on he didn’t waste any time putting his cousin (Lil Durk) in check.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Repost without saying anything.

[JD @Juddywizard]

My brothers no go believe their eyes when dem wake up this morning😂😂😂

God is the Greatest!!

[🗡️ @znosnl]

fun fun fun

[superdad @udysznx]

sometimes i wonder if girls tell themselves the truth like:

“omo babe you for calm down o. too many boys don dey knack you o”

[AMARA @Amy_beke]

When last were you kissed like this? https://t.co/S1Hlk09IPs

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: Popular X Lawyer Barrister Ifunanya set to sue Abuja Based Content Creator SidneyIzulu for Recording her without her consent while she was out and about on the Road and alleging that she was talking to herself and taking a substance

[99 Majik @99Majik]

You go soon buy that car wey you screenshot

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Drake is a sick man he really flew and fucked his favourite childhood pornstars Cherokee Dee and Skyy Black 😭😭