Melon

Inventor of the Tuxedo Snuggie (patent pending)

[Melon @MelonCons]

Grocery shopping during Bears games>>>>>

[Melon @MelonCons]

@ecareyo Link the shirt, Care?

[Jasmine 💕 @itsjasminetoyou]

you rang?

[Jake Tropila @JakeTropila]

The ending to Saltburn is pretty wild.

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

Did George Santos steal lola’s voice?

[Melon @MelonCons]

What does one trade in Open Table points for?????

[Melon @MelonCons]

Sinéad Biopic, please.

[Melon @MelonCons]

@OldFranMurph Ooohhh the weenie bong!

[Melon @MelonCons]

I have not used a functional umbrella in about 15 years

[nick ciarelli @nickciarelli]

Proud to be a part of the Letterboxd community

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republicans: It’s not guns, it’s mental health!

Also Republicans:

[Melon @MelonCons]

I always forget that I have literally no idea what anyone’s talking about for about 90% of every Succession episode

[Melon @MelonCons]

At least we’ve still got @jonstewart

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[Melon @MelonCons]

Getting back into The Americans and I wish they made an ep solely dedicated to their wig/costume storage and maintenance, tracking their fake backstories etc!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

The Cubs mourn the passing of legendary Chicago radio personality and lifelong Cubs fan Lin Brehmer.

We send our condolences to his family and friends.

[Melon @MelonCons]

The actual disease on The Last of Us is the most upsetting part 🍄

[Melon @MelonCons]

@OldFranMurph @TheLastofUsHBO That old lady tentacle mouth had me screamin😱

[Melon @MelonCons]

@OldFranMurph Lil bit

[Melon @MelonCons]

@LeahSpolarich I’ve got 2 days to find some to make it happen

[Melon @MelonCons]

There seems to be a hash brown shortage and no one is talking about it!!