MelonGOD

I love to play with my massive juicy melons join the melonARMY and become a young melon if you dare

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

this is a shoutout to all you melons out there, thanks for your support in the quest so far FAV if you've caught more than 5 mels!

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

any young melons start college today? RT if you did🍉

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

@Perry901 ahoy there melonAIRE, the mels hope you don't get the dreaded B;)

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

I wonder how the mels will do on results day...good luck to all the young melons out there awaiting their GCSE results!

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

Prankster

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

The melons need juicing on a fine day like today, any takers? #melony

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

the mels are on a late night hype tonight RT if you're a young melon and still awake

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

merry easter from the melonGOD, I don't s get eggs, I get melons

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

HAPPY EASTER HOLIDAYS ALL YOU MELON LOVERS

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

the melons got SMASHED last night

[Easter Bunny @EasterBunnyBant]

Might not come this year cba

[Beth @_beffbeff]

@melonG0D ah that is extremely exciting. I thank you immensely for this promotion. I must go, my melon duties await.

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

@_beffbeff no problem, and I am aware of your previous status, but you see melonNUN is a higher position, do us proud and go fetch some mels

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

@_beffbeff thanks for the RT, to show how much we appreciate it, you are officially promoted to melonNUN

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

@AlexHarman_33 thankyou for your support & helping to raise awareness of the melonARMY, for you dedication a mel will be sent to you shortly

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

we need to recruit some new young melons, as some existing members of the melonARMY are total mel-ends, RT to spread the word

[MelonGOD @melonG0D]

@cubbytustard yes..#LETSGETFUCKINGMENTAL

[cubby tustard @cubbytustard]

@melonG0D do you know what me and you need to do tonight?#GETFUCKINGTUBBIED

[fridge face @MiRRyAndEr]

school is for losers, that's why I'm going