Melon

trains lol. He/Him

[Melon @Melonisop]

Fr it’s why I moved to France

[Axio 🔶 @axiochrono]

One of the most ridiculous things about Britain is that in order to see a GP you have to describe your specific medical issue to the receptionist, who does not have any medical qualifications, so they can determine if you need to see a doctor or not.

[Melon @Melonisop]

Early bird catches the worm

[Melon @Melonisop]

Some dude keeps stalking me so decided to change my @ again

[Melon @Melonisop]

If these names sound familiar, you’re a true OG:
• CodShotOfTheDay
• BestCODShots
• IFlatLineEditing
• Radiem Cinema
• Hazard Cinema
• Devestationcinema
• Fuze Cinema
• Machinima
• FaZe Clan
• OpTic Gaming
• IReapZz
• PrestigeIsKey
• Ali-A
• Hutch

[Melon @Melonisop]

If these names ring a bell, you’re a true OG:

CodShotOfTheDay

BestCODShots

IFlatLineEditing

Radiem Cinema

Hazard Cinema

Devestationcinema

Fuze Cinema

Machinima

FaZe Clan

[Melon @Melonisop]

Imagine lamine
watching this video 😂😂😂😂

[Melon @Melonisop]

They smoked
the philosopher's stone 😭😭

[Melon @Melonisop]

Thank fck
there’s a wet floor sign 😭

[Melon @Melonisop]

Danny Aaron’s getting dissed by the two ppl dissing eachother 😂

[Melon @Melonisop]

Bro was at the pool that day 😭

[Melon @Melonisop]

Son? never heard of the bloke

[Melon @Melonisop]

Bradford boys whose dream car is an RS3 and who say “cuzze” — summarised in one post 😭

[Melon @Melonisop]

London Mayor Sadiq Khan mocks Green party leader Zack Polanski by responding to his question in Urdu 😭

[Melon @Melonisop]

A Brazilian Serie A football player jumped over the advertising board after scoring, fell into a hole and got injured, then the goal was disallowed

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Who are you with?

Reporter: I’m with ABC.

Trump: BBC?

Reporter: ABC.

Trump: Oh, that’s worse. I like BBC better.

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

Billionaire John Morgan says his children must sign prenups before marriage. If they refuse, they won’t receive their full inheritance.

[Melon @Melonisop]

Spider-Man screening at Cartagena’s Plaza Bocagrande mall disrupted by attendee’s powerful fart, forcing several people to leave.

[Melon @Melonisop]

A Spider-Man screening at Cartagena’s Plaza Bocagrande mall was disrupted when an attendee’s powerful fart forced several people to leave due to the unbearable smell.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 😭

[Melon @Melonisop]

I'm sorry but it really is
unfortunate how funny he is 😭😭

[G BOOST @SPARENO1BOOST]

The era of wearing black Nike golf gloves was crazy fr 😭😭😭