MelonMan (formerly 004200)

just an honest watermelon slangin man. Go Birds.

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@fballforeverhq I mean I don’t hate it honestly but Kirk expensive as balls

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@CaesarsSports Damn you guys really have like twice as good odds as the other books. Gonna sign up soon I think and give it a try. Love staying at Caesars in AC and Vegas

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@LowkeyCozy Excuse me?

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@TBzoomer Yeah cause he’s gay 😆

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@DailyLoud Bro needs to learn how to hold a baby

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@BowTiedYukon These are some tough ass wrestling shoes bro

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@sleepy_smokes Haha bro is this a crack pipe attachment for a rig?

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

Wishing I caught this on Taco Tuesday

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@hischiersdevils Why are all the guys holding sign Arab looking

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@EYNTKinfo I’ll build you one for half this price

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@SleepyTacoSteve Bro this is the fuckin most unequivocally out of whack list I’ve ever seen and you know it’s just rage bait

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@FanDuelSports Philadelphia EAGLES baby!

It’s my bday week and I’m going to the game tonight I’m so stoked

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[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@A24 No way it’s been 10 years since that movie came out feels like 3 years

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@OutRangedX @nvdroj @Triple7Strelok Haha you’re just copying what I said to this guy first but if you talk like him too you’re definitely a virgin

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@MarioNawfal It’s a shame they didn’t use a better camera

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

This is a commercial

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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer?

Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours.

So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3

[MelonMan (formerly 004200) @MelonMan]

@ColbyMannionNJ I’m not voting until they pay me again. I got $150 to vote for Harris in 2024 - for senators I want at least $100 but nobody offered yet.

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@zReadyMouse @EXXXOTICA @rollergirlVi @kate_stapes Fuckin gross bro

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@nvdroj @Triple7Strelok Hahahahaha bro there’s a bunch of things you can decode from this post

The main thing - I guarantee 100% you didn’t sleep with either of these girls and you never will