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mystery man with the hat !

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@wtfisrhett You don't know until you know

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@RealXavier011 Grinder ftw

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@TheJoeySwoll Damn I wish people at my gym were like that. I wouldn't spend my money every month to not go unless in the middle of the night

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@Fat_Electrician Math is hard

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Ever got drunk far from home ? Made new friends, don't know thier name. Still had a great night. Sorry tomorrow me

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@TiffanyFong True true

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Peak living alone.

- my balls are hot.

Remove all item of clothing, scratch said hot satchel and lay back on the couch. Direct fan on the skin purse.

- haaaaaaaa much better

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Okay, got some tooth removed today. I now am a vampire... trailer trash vampire. Toothless crackhead looking mofo vamps

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There are worst ways to spend a sleepless night

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Blue collar thing :
- Go to sleep at 4am drunk af
- wake up 5 minutes before your alarm.

Wtf

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The only time my phone goes off theses day is either my parents, my job, amber alert or weather forecast.

Don't know what to think about it

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Don't think I am a good guy because I am respectful. I will literally hurt your feelings for my own fun. If you are not my people I prefer my socks to you

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People around me : text me if you need anything.

Me : thx, I won't 🤦😖

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107 pounds dude just lifted 410 for 3 reps. I'm so fucking proud of myself

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First self tie XD not to shabby

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@MarkJCarney Ha non la restrictions des armes as feux ne fonctionne pas. Bummer

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Me going to sleep as 4h45 in the morning, that was a nice night of festivities. Me getting up at 8h30, I hate everyone, why me, why do I cover a child's shift I am 32 for fucks sakes

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@420matt9191 Where is john wick ?

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@PierrePoilievre Why ?

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@LucifersTweetz I can see that happening