Melon 🍉

btc Since 2011 -

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Ai fear = $btc down

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Latest crypto headlines are absolutely WILD:

• Polymarket users are accusing the platform of manipulation in the MicroStrategy Bitcoin sale market.

• A crypto trading bot accidentally tipped 167 ETH to a random user.

• A Zcash vulnerability was reportedly uncovered by a Claude AI subscriber, potentially allowing unlimited coin minting.

Just another normal week in crypto.

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Tom Lee's 'Bitmine' $ETH investment is currently at a $8,700,000,000 unrealized loss.

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If aliens are confirmed, even with minimal evidence, the real implication may be that Bitcoin’s cryptography is no longer secure. If its algorithm can be broken, $BTC could become worthless overnight.

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@lookonchain @JamesWynnReal He will come up with an excuse in 3,2,1 🤣

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Arbitrum is doing $2–5M a month in sequencer revenue and $ARB holders still don’t get any real value from it. On top of that, 1.1B $ARB tokens, around 27% of supply, are unlocking through the end of 2026.

Optimism has the same setup with another 560M OP tokens unlocking to insiders and investors.

Meanwhile Base has Coinbase distribution, no token, and no dilution.

The rollup thesis was right for scaling Ethereum, but so far it hasn’t really translated into value for L2 tokens.

$ARB #Arbitrum #Optimism

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@elonmusk While the rest of the world is concerned about UFO-s. Elon Musk is building his own UFO-s

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@WhaleFUD It will be canceled by Aliens.

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@syscoin U dumped for 11 years. Binance is bigger than u think

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@elonmusk @XFreeze Not so fast

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BREAKING NEWS: FBI files reveal reports of 'four-foot tall' beings emerging from UFOs
#alien #aliens #ufo #ufofiles

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@AmericaPartyX @grok https://t.co/LM4jRRbOcl

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UFO files released look what I found in one of the documents
#ufo #alien #ufofiles

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https://t.co/hSFBnJIOYP

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UFO files released look what I found in one of the documents
#ufo #alien #ufofiles

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@TheOBEChristian @thetimetraveler U need therapy

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@czbinanceprd Crypto

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@elonmusk How did elon get younger

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@Blu3_NFT @coinbureau After Satoshi Nakamoto disappeared in 2011, people kept claiming he came back. Around 2018, there were:

Old accounts being reused or hacked
People posting messages claiming to be Satoshi
Websites or emails pretending to be him

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@cz_binance Hell yes Im buying this

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