Melanie Jones

Talk to me about dogs and Pusheen

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@RyanK3lly *laughs in dystopian*

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L.O.V.E Me is such a bop like 2019 has truly BLESSED us with Hayley Kiyoko content

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Me designing anything: needs more white space

*presents literally a blank piece of paper*

Me: so much potential...no artistic restraint...perfection

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*Frank Sinatra's 'That's Life' plays*
Mum: who actually says 'that's life'
Me: you, several times today when I was having a vent
Mum: well life's not all beer and skittles
Me: WHO SAYS -THAT-?!

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I just got absolutely roasted for bringing kombucha to board games night like I'm sorry but I needed you all to know I live in the inner west now WOW

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I don't care if it's 2019, I would absolutely still wear everything from Paige's wardrobe on Charmed

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Every Catfish episode: the person suspected of being a catfish is indeed the catfish
Me:

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Camp: Notes on Fashion

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My friends today: want to go gay clubbing tomorrow?
Me: idk I really want to go to the gym then go to bed

Wow how good are my mid-twenties 🌈🌻💕

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Okay so at first I was just watching Masterchef bc it was on but I have now elevated to "wow I've had a long day at work, I hope Masterchef is on tonight" so I guess I'm cancelling myself before I accidentally turn 50 next week bye

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Me: wow, life is hard
Tiny Kitchen: here's a video about someone making a very, very small brownie ice cream sundae
Me: wow, life is great

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Was going to buy a Nintendo Switch.

Bought tickets to Japan instead

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The #MasterChef drinking game is just taking a shot any time someone says panna cotta

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Me: *just trying to lay down on the lounge*
Dog: I must...lick your face...all of it...i...lick

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Talking to him on the phone just isn't the same

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I miss my dog

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I have been going to trivia on a Wednesday night for YEARS and yet my mum still texts me every week without fail and is surprised that I'm out

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Hi #BCM110,
Today at an event the key note speaker is talking about how the workforce is no longer about degrees translating into job titles, but skills and strengths translating into job descriptions.
The world is your oyster!

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Me: 😔
Nailed It!: *Season 3 streaming now*
Me: ��

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@ReneeMiddlemost @HomebrewDrafts @thespecsofMia @daylebeazley @alexm4stro It was a joy! Go explore, fail, learn, create, and succeed #BCM110 students!