Boomer Albert

Just a care free dog living the bachelor life style

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

Apparently I have to share the bed with another dog now...and Violet.

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

Pets before sex.
Owner before boner.

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

Melanie is home. I don't know if you can tell by the amount of snapchats you have probably gotten of me.

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

Finals are really kicking my ass.
Just kidding I'm a dog.

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

@myrtle080 you said it. Drinks soon?

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

I can't help but get jealous knowing siu has stress relief dogs for finals.

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

@FavsFavi @myrtle080 follow Friday. Do you even tweet?

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

I know it's late but #ff @myrtle080

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

Just hanging out reading the newspaper and watching sports. You know...dog things

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

That awkward moment when you fart and it smells kind of good

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

If a girl tweets about her dog more then once a week than trust me she is nuts.

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

@flabigalbaloney tweeting with no thumbs is not an easy task

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

@FavsFavi eh. She's kind of farty tonight

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

MEL'S HOME

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

So hungover right now

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

Number 8 Mel
http://t.co/y6XfifiRGm

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

I didn't get invited to taco Tuesday

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

Mel just came home smelling like pizza. Of course she didn't bring me any. #typicalBitch

[Boomer Albert @MelsStud]

@AlternativeDan smells like ham and cheese