Melissa

BA Geography, MA Town and Regional Planning. Currently pretending to adult.
I babble and complain a lot, but hey, what else is twitter for?

[Melissa @Melstarface]

@channingtatum were you wronged trying to get listed building consent? #MagicMikesLastDance #wedontusepaperanymore

[Josh Gabbatiss @Josh_Gabbatiss]

I've returned to my parents' home in West Oxfordshire this Christmas to find people angry and worried about the future of the village.

Why? Because they say "Europe's biggest solar farm" is about to be built on their doorstep.

🌞a festive thread🌞

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[Melissa @Melstarface]

@calps_h The betrayal

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.

[Melissa @Melstarface]

@calps_h If you can eat them all in one day it's not enough

[Dan Rebellato is on Bluesky @DanRebellato]

To sum up, Jacob Rees-Mogg is under investigation for not declaring £6m in loans; Matt Hancock may have misled the House by denying he'd given contracts to a friend; and Boris Johnson may have broken his own rules by throwing a party in No. 10 - and all that news happened today?

[Melissa @Melstarface]

@calps_h Just don't talk to me

[milk @milkstrology]

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[Melissa @Melstarface]

@_ALHJ So sorry Alex, sending love ❤️ x

[Jon Burke 🌍 @jonburkeUK]

What if I told you there was a single intervention we could deliver in our cities that would cool them during heatwaves, reduce flooding, scrub pollutants from the air, boost biodiversity, improve public health, and even reduce crime? You wouldn't believe me. But it's true.

[Halinka🌷 @ESKAPlZM]

VOTE 12 ICELAND 🇮🇸 #Eurovision

[Melissa @Melstarface]

@calps_h They are utter bangers #Finland

[Popular Science @PopSci]

Our favorite finalists from the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards https://t.co/DWPLkQOJRC

[Melissa @Melstarface]

I'd forgotten how much more satisfying brownies are when you eat them in your gym stuff #yayexerciseandstuff

[anson ⁂ @ansonyuu]

girls only want one thing and it's a walkable city with mixed use development

[Alessandro ⚓️ NO DM @KatanaHugo]

Good morning
#photos #photography #morning #sunrise

[Monty Python @montypython]

A polite request from @JohnCleese... Let's get Silly! #montypython

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Monday – didn’t jog
Tuesday – didn’t jog
Wednesday – didn’t jog
Thursday – didn’t jog
Friday – didn’t jog
This is a running joke.

[The Pudding @puddingviz]

New project! We built an A.I. bot that mercilessly judges your taste in music on Spotify. See how your data stacks up against millions of indicators of objectively good music, including Pitchfork reviews and record store recommendations https://t.co/YPtUjKUNE6

[Pickle @PickliciousF]

Happy Christmas to all my new friends! Best Christmas Ever.