meluvpie

Workin' part time at a five and dime

[Arrow McLaren IndyCar Team @ArrowMcLaren]

One, two, three… in the top 10. 😎🎶

[Arrow McLaren IndyCar Team @ArrowMcLaren]

Downtown Detroit driving. 😎

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

Why is your voice-mail being full even an option tho

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

@pjd311 @MikeSnyderHDS @SmashMemez @yuenglingbeer https://t.co/NeFquAxzHl
Article (i), but I suggest you familiarize yourself with the entire document.

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

Mining for the Reeses in Deer Traxx ice cream

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

Tom Brady in a Hertz commercial. Ok Google, send tweet.

[Rainbow Six Esports @R6esports]

𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗠𝗨𝗖𝗛 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗛
@Dezachu @AceOfPyrite | #SixInvitational

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

What if the NFL was like the world cup and the top 2 teams from each division made it to the playoffs

[Santa Ono @SantaJOno]

From my days in Ohio I recall that it can - on occasion - be windy and cold in that state in late November.

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

Why, when, and how the fuck was "Joker And The Thief" by Wolfmother in Shrek the Third

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

Punching other people's sleep paralysis demons

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

What if snickerdoodles were called smackaroons

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

If trigonometry was a person I would date them

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

#NewProfilePic idk man thought I looked pretty?

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

Whenever I buy slurpees I always get the sour punch straws cause it helps save the turtles

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

My favorite animal is any animal with hands

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

@Benjammin_5150 Bro I just went to the lugnuts game on Friday

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

@noclassTraitor It was a Northern Cardinal so nothing exotic, but I'd give it like a 10/10 on the coolness meter. I named him Al

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

Hey guys, sorry I haven't tweeted in a while. I saw a cool bird in my backyard and I've been looking at it the whole time

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

@lil_soy_bean MY MOM

[meluvpie @Meluvpie_R6]

I'm the "I know a guy" friend