Melanie Volk

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

@WholeFoods These floppy, fading wax beans. $5/lb. I asked the produce manager for a discount and he said he can't mark them down, they have to be thrown away! What a waste!!

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

Husband is in charge of cleaning the house while I’m at work today. Will the house look more or less clean when I come home? 🤔

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

Most ambitious thing I’ve ever done is order a treadmill while pregnant thinking I’d have time use it when the baby showed up. 4 months pp and been used exactly zero times 😅

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

Yes I’m the crazy parent that asks for my 3month olds “art” from school.

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

Really glad I decided to accidentally lock myself out of my house last weekend when it was 15 degrees as opposed to this weekend when it’s -4

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

@KimboVolk and I have been staying at our parents since both our husbands out of town. Our mom takes such good care of us we’re wondering why we got married and bought our own homes 😂

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

@MaggieLJohnson Go to Orvis Hot Springs in Ridgway.

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

Antiques roadshow most underrated tv program of all time!

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

@stltoday Summer was our chance to go on decline and our country fucking blew it!!!!!

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

“You should watch this movie, I think you’d really like it”
“Mike, I’ve seen Mean Girls”

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

@_yeahwright Lmao. I was baking bread before coronavirus!

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

My brother in laws touching eulogy for their pet fish. 😭

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

Oil actually went negative. They're literally giving it away.

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

My husband is the only person I know who wakes up and immediately puts on jeans or khakis. Probably needs a psych eval

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

"Market set to rally again on news of massive job losses."

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

The rest of my family is quarantined away from me because I still go to work 😔 My sister is definitely making grounds on being favored aunt.

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

I honestly feel like reading drunk text messages in the past has prepared me to decipher some of my coworkers spelling

[KAI Enterprises @KAIenterprises]

"Being on the jobsite every day and seeing the project come together is very gratifying. I think construction is a great career for any woman. It's not always glamorous, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything else!" - Melanie Volk, KAI Project Manager

#WomenInConstructionWeek

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

“They were working on replacing water line outside my place, so I cooked my rice with beer. Then I ran out of beer so I started drinking wine” coworker is clearly in his early 20s

[Melanie Volk @melVolkswagon]

Toda my manager asked if any of us had tried pizza rolls on the grill before 🤯