Sarah

Yep, this is really my life. Come on in. There's lots of profanity.

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

Me, to my half-conscious 9 y.o. son: “Good morning, bud. Hey, can you spell something for me?”

Son: “Why?”

Me: “Just curious. Spell ‘smoking’ for me.”

Son: “S-m-o-k-i-n-g. Why?”

Me: “Because the president just tweeted and couldn’t spell it.”

Son: “Oh my god.”

#smockinggun

[B @the_petshopboy]

Please don't talk to me about Joe's age when the alternative is literally a group of racist, sexist, transphobic weirdos that want to ban books and abortion, silence teachers but somehow make them carry guns, and have strange fixations on kids' genitals. Be for real!

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

@bessbell @NotAshTBH Please enjoy this video of my than three-year-old daughter reclaiming her love for Batman.

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

Happy #4thOfJuly to everyone except the Supreme Court and that one dude who told me my husband isn’t a real veteran bc he doesn’t exhibit toxic masculinity.

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

Hahahahhhaaa

[Sioux City Journal @scj]

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A Sioux City man charged with entering the U.S. Capitol during the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection has waived a preliminary hearing in his case and will remain on pretrial release. https://t.co/6P6pncVkcj

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, protesting hundreds of years of systemic racism is not "just as bad" as going apeshit at the Capitol because your guy got fucking crushed in a landslide and you're a big fucking crybaby sore loser. why the fuck are we even having this conversation

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

@InkedrRizzo My dad just celebrated 38 YEARS of sobriety yesterday 👌🏼👌🏼 Congrats to you!

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

@josedonita https://t.co/KFuQR9kwEz

[Sarah Wood @sarahwoodwriter]

I know more about Tiger Woods’ accident than where to find a vaccine for my parents.

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

Joke’s on you Gen Z, I was never into skinny jeans in the first place.

Now, excuse me, I need to go drink my coffee with laxative in it bc I’m feeling pretty bloated today, okay?!

#genz #oldmillennal

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

@MrRJNKNS @parlertakes I came here to post this meme. I know her. Her Parler handle is witchywoman706 and her FB page is Dar Deplorables (her original FB page was locked a couple days ago 😂). She is grade A batshit crazy.

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

@StoneFaceBuster @RealLucyLawless @ksorbs

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment.

Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from office by the United States Senate.

We can’t allow him to remain in office, it’s a matter of preserving our Republic and we need to fulfill our oath.

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

Tell me more about law and order.

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

#ThisIsAmerica

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

Me: Kids, we’re getting a Roomba. I’ll let you name it.

Bella: Vanessa!

Mike: Isn’t that your ex wife’s name?

Me: No, that’s Michelle.

Finn: Yeah! Fuck her!

#shitmykidssay #divorcedby9

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

Help me win a Litter-Robot! #freelitterrobot https://t.co/9nXGUrEZXn

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole country gives a disgraced impeached one-term sweaty loser shithole president the power to pardon all his sleazy criminal shithole cronies and his entire stupid grubby shithole family. no seriously, what in actual fuck

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

Litter-Robot is giving away over $5,000 in prizes at https://t.co/AfyM6TbqJY 😻🎉#freelitterrobot #12days

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

Disappointed but not surprised

[CNN This Morning with Audie Cornish @CNNThisMorning]

A South Dakota ER nurse @JodiDoering says her Covid-19 patients often “don’t want to believe that Covid is real.”

“Their last dying words are, ‘This can’t be happening. It’s not real.’ And when they should be... Facetiming their families, they’re filled with anger and hatred.”

[Sarah @MemeJedi]

@DaxGigandet Facts