Simp Machine

Alt account for @meme_machine_06
My free space to simp on chicks without getting bullied at school.

24 years old, he/they works for me

[Simp Machine @MemeMachineAlt]

@ArunAnnow I used to live in Dubai for 10 years. I personally find their need to promote themselves as a rich ass place to be extremely cringe and desparate like a pick me girl. Their need to advertise "free speech" when they don't have any is equally gross.

[Simp Machine @MemeMachineAlt]

@Alinity @qualitylearnc Fair enough. I just genuinely think that a lot of people who say such things don't say it in good faith, rather intentionally to insult people. Anyway, we all have a choice and as long as we don't live in regret, all is good.

[Simp Machine @MemeMachineAlt]

@Alinity @qualitylearnc This is probably the nicest response to a mysogynist. Get his ass next time.

[Barefoot Student @BarefootStudent]

81% of recruiters said their employer posts ‘ghost jobs,’ per Fortune.

[Simp Machine @MemeMachineAlt]

@xojadeyanh A sniper's dream.

[Simp Machine @MemeMachineAlt]

@tabi_fit We're still mad about Reze 😞

[Simp Machine @MemeMachineAlt]

@cyberplain @xojadeyanh Thank you for letting me borrow your lamborghini G. Appreciate it.

[Alfie Potts Harmer @ahtralfie]

Big fan of this new genre of racists interviewing normal people who look at them like they’re total freaks

[Simp Machine @MemeMachineAlt]

@annoyingaria Yum yum, have fun Aria. Hope you're doing ok.

[Simp Machine @MemeMachineAlt]

@LilBoogerGirl Hope you enjoyed your night.

[CJ @CorenYoung]

Perfect opportunity to post this