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I’m not F@&$ing robot twitter quit locking my account

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@pieyoursdeluxe Sulu was the star of the show

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@DonHenzzy_ Ur not allowed to mention or hint at suicide or peoples weight so like none of these jokes fly today

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@EllyDeLaMuse He's great when he's not booting the ball on easy double play that leads to the other team scoring 5 runs in an inning and causing them to lose 10-7

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@Petre_clipz_ This is a joke but Peter is right it is soo boring

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@CFC_lova Irl the ship hits sand a quarter mile off shore

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@zone_astronomy And made it a perfect vacuum with no air present to slow you down and some how cooled the core from 5000c

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@Bro_Code_x 90% of drivers don't know it because 99% of cars in production are automatic

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@zone_astronomy Except the part where practical physics like this are only grade school level unless you have an unlimited budget you aren't teaching anything beyond that with demonstrations

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@CBoxSports I never understood why bullpens empty? There isnt enough people trying to break up fight? If there is a fight shouldn't the bullpens go after each other?

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@CincyNumbers I never see this on the mlbs biggest fights compilations thanks for posting

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@CBoxSports There are only 2 people on the reds that would have gotten really good value Burns and Elly if ur not trading either of those who freaking cares what else they did

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@ennyusaoff Housekeeping!

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@YDK_Marshall_ Who let you back in the house with

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@zone_astronomy This is basic physics, you cannot teach anything above grade school physics like this. So saying physics must be taught like this just plain wrong

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@its_meegaan No point in being afraid of inevitable things

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@RedsDaily4 This did not age well

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@itxMaggei Whats 168 hours divided by 10 minutes?

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@Sidra_Queen1 C her hips don't lie

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@SidneyPowell17 @its_meegaan Sorry if i'm the first person to tell you this but straight and gay guys have the same anatomy. Whether you enjoy the company of a woman or man has nothing to do with whether you like something touching ur inside

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@Anna_xb2 Just ask if you are willing to get married same thing