President of united states of kashmir

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@thenawakadal Or maybe it's due to BJP linkage.

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

@welawaqeel689 Strictly condemn this statement

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Ye cockroach abi bhi zindah hai kya

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Itna sasta bakra mila hai dar lag raha hai raat ko bhonkne na lag jaye.

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

@Danish_Bhat_ @OmarAbdullah Shukhur hai mea andhah hu

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

@KNSKashmir @BJP4JnK @anwarkhankmr Shukhar hai mea andha hu

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

The United States of Kashmir has formally petitioned the Government of India to rename NEET.

Our proposed name: MMS.

Reasons have been submitted. They are numerous.

We await a response.

We are not holding our breath.

— President, United States of Kashmir 🏔️”

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Many people don’t know this provision in the constitution. But if Tamil Nadu does not have a Chief Minister for 30 days it goes back to becoming a part of Kerala.

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

At the request of Pakistan, I have decided to pause my work day and grab a quick lunch.

This is the most any country has ever asked of us.

We are honored.

— President, United States of Kashmir 🏔️
@POTUS45
@POTUS

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

After years of being ignored, Kashmir has finally made a decision.

We turned off the tap.

You’re welcome, Pakistan.
Sorry, India.

— President, United States of Kashmir 🏔️

“We Exist. We Have The Water.”

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Hard work always pays off

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Some booths in Bengal had to be repolled due to “heavy breaching of election procedures.”

We in Kashmir fully understand.

We have been repolling our entire existence since 1947.

— President, United States of Kashmir 🏔️

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

BJP just won Bengal for the first time ever.

They called it “Hindu consolidation.”

65% of deleted voters were Muslims.

No connection. Totally unrelated. Move on.

— President, United States of Kashmir 🏔️

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Omar Abdullah says statehood delay is the “price for voting NC.”

So you voted. And the price is… no rights.

Democracy is fascinating.

— President, United States of Kashmir 🏔️
@CMOJK

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Urdu is no longer mandatory in J&K revenue services.

First the constitution. Then the status. Now the language.

We’re taking notes. Very carefully. In Urdu.

— President, United States of Kashmir 🏔️

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Tamil Nadu just elected a film star over two governments.
DMK removing celebration tents.
AIADMK also losing.
Apparently the best qualification to run a state is a blockbuster.
We are auditioning candidates immediately.
— President, United States of Kashmir 🏔️

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

Office of the President | United States of Kashmir
May 4, 2026
West Bengal elections results are out.
91 lakh voters were deleted before the election.
BJP won by a landslide.
These two sentences are unrelated.
Totally unrelated.

United States of Kashmir

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

In the United States of Kashmir, we also have an education policy.
It is called “please let the children study.”
Issued by the Office of the President
United States of Kashmir 🏔️
“We Exist. Barely Educated.”

[President of united states of kashmir @Memestreetbrad]

📜 PRESS RELEASE
Office of the President | United States of Kashmir
April 27, 2026
A school in Shopian has been banned.
215 schools already closed. 58 more on the way.
The Education Minister opposed it. Political parties opposed it.
Nobody listened.