This is not a joke, this is reality.

Delivering the bitter truth in small doses, a sarcastic and satirical take of human life all on 𝕏.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING:

🇺🇲🇮🇷 Donald Trump plans to bankrupt Iran with a new "maximum pressure" plan - The Financial Times reports

He plans maximum sanctions on the oil that Iran exports.

91% of all the oil that Iran exports is to China.

Trump still seems to be living in 2016...

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

Boycott. And keep Boycotting.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

NEW:

🇳🇱 The Mossad agent in Netherlands is on the verge to lost his government

Junior Finance Minister Nora Achahbar resigned after ministers blamed Dutch-Moroccan youth for the clashes with Israeli hooligans in Amsterdam last week, sparking a political crisis.

Achahbar called the remarks offensive, and her NSC party now threatens to quit the coalition, which could topple Geert Wilders' government just months after it was formed.

Geert Wilders is obsessed with Israel and talks more about israel than Nederlands itself. There are hundreds of pieces of evidence of his connection to the Mossad.

[Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 @Alex_Oloyede2]

This you @sentdefender

All that talk and this is what you turn out to look like, a fking incel, Simon.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

🇺🇲🇮🇱 Trump's first promise to Israel, according by Israel's Channel 12:

"On the first day of my term, I will cancel all restrictions and delays on the transfer of armaments and combat equipment to Israel".

Trump will do as he promised. He will arm Netanyahu to continue the massacre and ethnic cleansing in Gaza and annex the West Bank.

On the other hand, he will drag all his military equipment into the Middle East to ensure that Iran does not force it to stop the slaughter.

Iran needs to make tough decisions or watch the slaughter of the Palestinian people.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

Ben & Jerry’s has sued its parent company Unilever for allegedly silencing its attempts to express support for Palestinian refugees and threatening to dismantle its board and sue its members over the issue - Reuters

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

What the fuck is wrong with these people

[Michael Rae Khoury @Vltra_MK]

The ADL appears to have used an alternate version of Pegasus software to dox this account (@TheOfficial1984)… 🤣

They also appear to have abused the trusted third party contractor access via X…

Getting the metadata forensically analyzed now but abusing our digital privacy rights in this way — and especially on this platform — is something @elonmusk mentioned he was fiercely against and is supposed to be against Terms of Service.

The “X Files” on this should be revealing! 😂

What should Elon Musk do about this?

#BANTHEADL

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Hey @elonmusk you said this is a bannable offense so will you keep your word or are you scared of the ADL?

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

Beyond sick. This is what our governments are supporting.

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

I’m finally speaking out.

I was targeted by a Zionist who impersonated me to the FBI in an attempt to put me on a No Fly List.

This is the story of what happened. This is what Zionists do to people who try to help Palestinians:

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

"There is no such thing as the West Bank, it's Judea and Samaria..."

Trump's new ambassador to the UN. It looks very likely he is getting ready to recognise the West Bank as part of Israel.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Tonight Trump appointed Pete Hegseth his Secretary of Defense.

Hegseth is a fanatical neocon who worked for think tanks funded by Paul Singer, the Koch brothers, and Sheldon Adelson. He believes “Zionism and Americanism” are intertwined. Cool.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Piers Morgan has turned off the comments section on his Twitter after the Dan Bilzerian interview

I wonder why?

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws]

⚡️🇵🇸🇮🇱BREAKING:

A new film titled “The Evidence” EXPOSING Israel’s war crimes and Genocide is now available.

It includes photos and videos from journalists documenting events in Gaza.

What you will hear and see will leave you shocked.

Credit and rights: AA, @gazanotice

[Charles Lister @Charles_Lister]

Just now -- acclaimed British surgeon testifies to #UK Parliament, detailing how #IDF "quadcopters" would arrive at the scene of airstrikes in #Gaza & "pick-off" / "shoot" the injured, including children.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

NEW:

🇺🇲🇮🇱 A large number of Jews and politicians bribed by the Israeli organization AIPAC continue to fill the Trump administration.

Marco Rubio denouncing Trump as a "con artist" who will never become president is now to be appointed as Secretary of State by Trump himself.

@dancohen3000

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

I just saw a 3 year old boy in Gaza, brutally mauled by an IOF attack dog whilst fast asleep in his father’s arms

The Israeli soldiers then held the father back to stop him calling for medical help!

@Keir_Starmer - is THIS what you define as “Israel defending itself”?!

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

This guy is monetized and politically acceptable

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

The Israeli media are saying it.

Why can't ours do the same?