Johann Randall

Philippine's First Memory Athlete. Grand Master of Memory. Memory Athlete and Coach.

I edit combat sports videos. Bitcoin advocate.

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@DudespostingWs Cool.

You’re innards will only liquefy into gooey mush.

You’d still be able to have an open casket.

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@Perpetualmaniac His body is prolly devoid of any micro biome that his immune system doesn’t have anything else to do but twiddle their thumbs and look for anything that resembles any threat.

His stomach lining prolly looked at his immune cells the wrong wat & got lynched.

So, get a lil’ dirty.

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@xmagu37113 Dude in the first clip got hospitalized for fractured ribs and spine.

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@almas_oscuras Blair Witch but with aliens.

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@Dirk_mp4 Wow.

Got choked out by Sailor Dude.

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@messedupfoods

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@PsyopAnime From the VHS tape! Duh?!

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@ShangguanJiewen That’s overkill.

Many of the booths or toll gates are already automated. You’d only need to make space for cars to drive close to.

A simple box does the same job with less complications.

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@Williyamsmart It’s not yet poop.

It’s quite literally chewed up grass.

You can still drink the juice if you had too.

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@HealthRanger At what age are we supposed to cease being literal thinkers?

My batteries sometimes needs recharging.

I guess it’s also not a “store” of energy.

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@justalexoki If you squint hard enough you can see the machine elves spinning batons.

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@MyLordBebo They’re kinda right.

Why would you travel so far away to only be looking at something that’s everywhere around your own backyard?

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@imabearhunter Yep.

He could’ve made it across if he just slowed down to a crawl and not let water splash unnecessarily.

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@Rainmaker1973

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@LaHoraMX Why doesn’t the plastics in tropical countries melt like that during the peak of summer?

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@wakenminds Get a LiDar ASAP!

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@BiggySpurs Left leg getting wrecked.

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@Pulcys That’s not a mistake.

He wants close up shots.

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@mohithegoat He didn’t box with Justin.

Max brawled.

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@gotrice2024 @steeler4ever79 Dude prolly got traumatized by eating something that was dark and veiny.

Or he’s trying to repress the thought of eating something dark and veiny.