Memphis Sanders

Somewhere, something amazing is waiting to be known. Poet, music lover, freethinker, citizen of the Universe.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

Seeing as my 23 and 21 and my wife know everything. What is the point of my existence now.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

When you're sad your feeling is blue, but when you listen to the blues, your feeling is good.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

It's a rare person who does something that is remembered forever. Be that person who will be remembered for your positive endeavors in improving the world.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

Why do I bother with this app.?

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

I hope Prince Phillip reaches his 100th birthday so he can get a telegram from his wife congratulating him.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

When I'm feeling lonely, I put an AC/DC album on full volume, and then my neighbors visit me.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

There used to be safety in numbers. But for a year now, it's the safety of numbers.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

@thedelitesite They have gone pretty much full tilt woke on all of their productions. Goodbye Netflix, hello Hulu.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

Why are tits allowed on here, but not Facebook. Oh wait, it's owned by one. Nevermind.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My wife bought a box of mini ice cream sandwiches for the kids and--long story short--I ate the whole thing.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

Bernie in the chair with mittens sounds like it could have been a Beatles song.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

If you became the next President of the USA, what would be your first Executive Order be.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

Guys who wear shorts, socks and sandals, please don't.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

As a Brit.,I often observe American politics and wonder which side is more truthful.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

I know it's a naive idea. Instead of a $15 minimum wage, why not reduce the price of everything by 50%. This way we can afford everything.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

Marriage is scrolling thru different social media feeds and saying, "Hey, honey, look at this".

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

I bought a cell phone off my local priest. It's Pray As You Go.

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

The bartender charged me $60 for a Screwdriver, a Harvey Wallbanger & a Rusty Nail so I got screwed while I was getting hammered.

[Memphis Sanders @MemphisSanders]

Hey Siri and Alexa, please become our new government.