Men Please

#MenPlease...

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease women are very simple to get. We like to snuggle, get complimented, and eat chocolate. Simple as that.

[I.X. 🥊 @Victorz_mo]

Good night s/o to @Men_Please we just friends.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease why does hockey ruin so many of you?

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease don't hump me.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease want to hear a joke? Men.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease don't blame me for leaving, blame yourself for not doing the right things to keep me.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease oh - and those olympic females - yeah, they're 17.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease most olympic females can bench more than you ever will.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease pull up your pants.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease "Honey", "Darling", and "Sweetheart" are good. "Nag", "Lardass", and "Bitch" are bad.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease don't talk to my breasts, you won't be meeting them.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease don't wear pants that are tighter than most women's.

[kass 🌪 @plussvibess]

#menplease stop messaging me at 4 in the morning to "hangout" I know what your about #please

[Jenna @jennnaxjennna]

#MenPlease work/be good with kids 💛💙💜💚❤

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease you play hockey? Why don't you join me in my bedroom.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease don't text me at 2am and expect me to come over.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

@MenPlease when it takes you two hours to text me back, it'll take me four.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

@MenPlease it's beyond obvious that you have hidden relationships within your hockey teams. It's not a bad, just obvious.

[Men Please @Men_Please]

#MenPlease when I tell you I just got out of the shower, I'm not trying to turn you on. I actually just got out of the shower.