The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination

Traveler of worlds unimaginable. Cataloger of #dnd monsters. Prisoner (yeah right!) of the Order of Magistratus Arcanum. Lover of a good corned beef on rye.

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

As my treatise on the raykova is smuggled out of this tower prison by one of my apprentices, I'm already working on my next offering: a devil so clever that it can be seen by thousands ever day and never noticed. If you want to learn more, go here: https://t.co/lK83uJnret

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

He was the gentlest of giants-A big man with an even bigger heart who never failed to make me smile & a loyal friend who I loved dearly-I'm grateful for the memories we shared & I'm a better man for just having known him. Thanks Pete #RIPPeterMayhew #Heartbroken @TheWookieeRoars

[Aabria Iyengar #CeasefireNOW @quiddie]

Hey guys?

@Wizards_DnD reached out! 😭
I’m going to be one of the DMs running the Epic adventure!

Thank you all so much for signal-boosting my dream, and if you’re going to be at #DnDLive2019 come say hi OR GRAB A SEAT AT MY TABLE!💖

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

@shawnmerwin Don't quit your day job.

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

After reminiscing about my studies of the carnivorous plant creatures called the myana, I think this month I am going to attempt to remember what their lair looked like when I invaded it on their home world of Bawyoo. I recall a lot of bones.... #dnd

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

The dracojin are parasitic creatures that can infest the brains of dragons, causing the terrible beast to lose go mad, destroying everything in their path. Scholars argue which is worse: a genius-level calculating dragon, or one raging like a barbarian. #dnd

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

One of my more ambitious apprentices during my captivity, a rather dense lad called Casper, has learned how I am communicating with the outside world and has been using my device. I may have to trap it. If you smell smoke coming from your computer, that's Casper.

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

I returned to zombie world to try and help and I didn’t need to. They figured out how to organize their society so they had plenty of food, a political structure of equality, and a single minded focus of making the world a deader place. https://t.co/PMS7cNi1rA

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

On Magancha I met a man who was dead but thought they were alive. Then they were alive again. Then they were dead again. I believed it had something to do with the climate. It was really the parasitic bugs infesting him. https://t.co/PMS7cNzCj8

[Encoded Designs @encodeddesigns]

Preview #4 - The Role of Magic

Here's another bit of preview text from the book. Enjoy and we hope you'll join us in helping make this sword and sorcery urban adventure setting even bigger and better.

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[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

The armored manticore that roams the deserts of Hestan is impervious to most damage, yet it can be killed when it hears just the right musical note, if it can be sustained for a minute. https://t.co/PMS7cNzCj8

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

The seven-legged marsh dragon of Sucrat, when you cook and eat it, tastes like candy corn! https://t.co/PMS7cNzCj8

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

@Thelight101 Not on purpose.

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

On the arid, desert world of Magancha, the person who can summon water elementals is monarch. As I was for 4 years. Then the natives somehow inferred that if I was dead, it would rain forever. That was awkward. #dnd

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

I spent several months fighting in the Blood War, some as a demon and some as a devil. The devils had better food, but the demons definitely had more fun. If you have a very loose interpretation of fun. https://t.co/PMS7cNzCj8

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

@fafhrd01 Kept? For sure! I think I still have them in a box under my bed. You never know when you'll need them again.

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

Hmmm. I visited this world once. Almost lost my mind. OK, I lost my mind there, but I found it again. Reeked a bit of fish but still worked. https://t.co/d75Vyp9Z18 #dnd

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

The Streets of Avalon is on Kickstarter. Check it out. The PDF is only $10. I had a wonderful conversation with a Lamplighter but they’re terrifying creatures.

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

On the frigid world of Hypontia, the snow that falls almost every day is actually the frozen tears of the sky goddess Lu. I spent a year there cheering her up, and the people of that world thought the end of days was at hand. https://t.co/PMS7cNi1rA

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

I once created a variant of the fly spell that came with peanuts and in-flight entertainment. https://t.co/PMS7cNi1rA

[The Mad Wizard's Menagerie 🔜 World Domination @MenagerieWizard]

Most life exists in tropical areas. You'd be surprised and horrified to see what life springs up in urbanized areas, especially when magic and excrement are involved. One wizard I met specialized in excrementals. He had trouble finding apprentices. #dnd https://t.co/lK83uJnret

[Sean Nittner (Inactive Account) @SeanNittner]

Who wants to make an rpg about playing snow foxes now?