Jordan Mentock

I'm gonna get my kicks while I'm still young enough to get 'em.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

@Ali_Schlo32 I love this so much!!

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

When FB memories remind you that 10 years ago you went to NYC, Chi and Atlanta all in 2 weeks but now one night of drinking has you down for 3 days. #30s

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Just asked Rome if he wants to nap with me.

“No. I don’t sleep during the day, I’m not an owl.”

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Not sure why living room mattresses aren’t a common thing. But never not having one again.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Not sure who decided that leaving teeth under pillows was the right idea, life would be way easier if the tooth fairy could leave money on the dresser and not have to be a ninja to not wake the sleeping child and give them lifelong trust issues.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

When ya tell your kid it’s time to go and he smears chocolate syrup all over his face because “a beards a good look.” 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

We have deer in the yard almost every day but Rome still screams “mom, mom you have to come see this, now” every time he sees one and it makes me SO happy.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

@_Deeners You’re my favorite

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Me: wanna do mountain climbers with me?

Romo: ah I love mountain climbers but I’m allergic to them 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Romo came home from the book fair with 3 scary books and has been singing meatloaf all night. I’ve officially created a mini me.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Me: “have a good day, I’ll miss you.”

Rome: “miss you more than a pie eating contest...and that makes sense because dude I could eat 5 pies right now.”

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

@emilymentock @AndrewMentock ♥️♥️♥️ One heart wasn’t enough.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Whoever decided to put Valentine’s Day candy on sale a month before for sure knew that the moms would end up eating the candy and having to buy more, at full price, right before Valentine’s Day. #strategic

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

I’d do anything to have Jiffy Treat deliver me some ice cream right now.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

I thought I was growing up when I learned to drink water with my whiskey to stay hydrated. Now I chug two waters with every cup of coffee to stay hydrated. I can stop growing up now.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

YouTube playing an ad after every single song on the new Cudi album is reallllly throwing off my morning.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

#OTD: "Watford for the Win... YES!"

9 years ago, still legendary. #IUBB

@Cwat205 | @IndianaMBB

[ESPN @espn]

Indiana players had to hype up their coach up after upsetting No. 16 Wisconsin ❤️

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Romo flash mobbed me to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and bonked me in the head with a dinosaur egg during a Zoom call. Definitely the best and worst office mate I’ve ever had.

[Jordan Mentock @MentocMindTaker]

Literally day 2 and my elf forgot to move 🤦🏼‍♀️