SQL Commands Ranked by Danger โ ๏ธ
๐ข SELECT with LIMIT - Safe
๐ข EXPLAIN - Safe
๐ข CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS - Safe
๐ข BEGIN + ROLLBACK - Safe
๐ข SHOW TABLES - Safe
๐ก UPDATE with WHERE - Be Careful
๐ก ALTER TABLE ADD COLUMN - Be Careful
๐ก INSERT ... ON CONFLICT - Be Careful
๐ก CREATE INDEX (no CONCURRENTLY) - Be Careful
๐ก Long-Running Transactions - Be Careful
๐ฅ ALTER TABLE DROP COLUMN - Risky
๐ฅ DELETE with WHERE - Risky
๐ฅ Running Migrations on Prod - Risky
๐ฅ ALTER TYPE on a Huge Table - Risky
๐ฅ TRUNCATE - Risky
๐ UPDATE without WHERE - Production Killer
๐ DELETE without WHERE - Production Killer
๐ DROP TABLE - Production Killer
๐ DROP DATABASE - Production Killer
๐ Wrong Terminal Tab (Prod vs Dev) - Production Killer
Which one has hurt you the most? ๐
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Linux Commands Ranked by How Often You'll Use Them ๐ง
๐ strace - Rarely
๐ lsof - Rarely
๐ awk - Rarely
๐ xargs - Rarely
๐ rsync - Rarely
๐ tar - Sometimes
๐ chmod - Sometimes
๐ ps - Sometimes
๐ find - Sometimes
๐ ssh - Sometimes
๐ grep - Often
๐ curl - Often
๐ tail -f - Often
๐ sudo - Often
๐ systemctl - Often
๐ฅ cd - Every Day
๐ฅ ls - Every Day
๐ฅ cat - Every Day
๐ฅ git - Every Day
๐ฅ vim / nano - Every Day
Which one would you move up or down? ๐
Production Bugs Ranked by Debugging Difficulty ๐
๐ข Typo in an Env Variable Name - Obvious
๐ข Missing Null Check - Obvious
๐ข Wrong API Endpoint URL - Obvious
๐ข Expired SSL Certificate - Obvious
๐ข Forgotten Database Migration - Obvious
๐ก Off-by-One Pagination Error - Tricky
๐ก Timezone & DST Bugs - Tricky
๐ก CORS Misconfiguration - Tricky
๐ก N+1 Query Slowdowns - Tricky
๐ก Stale Cache Serving Old Data - Tricky
๐ฅ Memory Leak After 3 Days Uptime - Brutal
๐ฅ Database Deadlocks Under Load - Brutal
๐ฅ Connection Pool Exhaustion - Brutal
๐ฅ Async Race Conditions - Brutal
๐ฅ Flaky Tests Only in CI - Brutal
๐ Intermittent Bug That Vanishes in Debug Mode - โWorks on My Machineโ
๐ Clock Drift Across Distributed Nodes - โWorks on My Machineโ
๐ Heisenbug in Multi-Threaded Code - โWorks on My Machineโ
๐ Data Corruption From Partial Writes - โWorks on My Machineโ
๐ Bug Only Reproducible in Prod Traffic - โWorks on My Machineโ
Which bug cost you the most sleep? ๐