Julia Landau

Language educator, translator and linguistics enthusiast, among others.

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@lydpidkid, or some anthro consultation work for certain novelists. i think i could make an introduction.

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@lydpidkid, not sure why "maybe" preceded that statement. i've started the countdown. countdown from what? that's where you come in.

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@lydpidkid, #gamechanged #watershedmoment #goingdowninhistory #ireallymissyou

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Sneezing while pouring boiling hot coffee: an act to never be repeated.

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Hot or not? Biting into a habanero: http://t.co/BGBZsS3v

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Oh, daily planner, why do I love you so?

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New Rochelle, you never looked so good!

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I don't teach. I am judged by 20 eight-year-olds for four hours a day: http://t.co/YVs0MntQ

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Just bought my first refrigerator ever. Didn't feel as good as I thought. Was just kind of expensive.

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I am watching my students play teacher in my classroom right now, and it is so freaking cute.

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Q: "How do you spell 'proud'?" A: "Teacher! Are you wearing makeup?! You NEeeeVER wear makeup."

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This is my "please don't talk to me" face: http://t.co/BnQPQpw3

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@lydpidkid:hope itll b followed by everyone's fav dessert: gummy bears RT mexican extravaganza for dinner! I'm looking @ you, @MeowOrNever.

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Tomorrow I am modeling in a clothing photo shoot. Yet more proof that the strangest things happen to me in Brazil.

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Love eating Easter chocolate while I work, but how can a candy's flavor just be "crunchy"?

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Translating + transcribing interview on black women's rights in Salvador is a good way to change speeds from a month of 3rd grade English.

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The city of Salvador has announced it's cutting off water for 24 hours in 88 neighborhoods. Good thing I just took a shower.

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How do Brazil's racial politics compare the those of the States? Not easily: http://t.co/Vk9kx5zu

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Finishing out the antibiotic after you already feel better takes a lot of willpower.

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"Teacher, you always wear those earrings, and sometimes, when we use something all the time, it stops being cool." #lessonlearned