Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴

35.5 y/o plant mother. I liked staying home before it became a thing. ♉️ I don’t have an OF. CashApp: $merrr77 Instagram: merrranda_

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

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[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

@melaninandsex4 💯

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

I was craving ice cream so I ordered a little meal since I need dinner and then added ice cream and wouldn’t you know it the ice cream is nowhere to be found. That’s literally the only reason I ordered this 😭

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

Grace is for mistakes not patterns

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

@shawtyastrology Taurus sun, sag moon and cancer rising. I haven’t met anyone who matches mine but funny enough the first two guys I dated out of college were a sag and a cancer 🤷‍♀️

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

I realized when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

Y’all remember the sierra turkey sandwich from @panerabread ? I miss her so bad.

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

He knew you were fat. Get naked!

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

And I’m off tomorrow🙌💚🪩🪴

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

I’m really turning 36 tomorrow.

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

My birthday is Tuesday and I just realized at my big age that 9 months ago was August and August is my mom’s birth month😅

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

hoe ass bitch

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

@AttahWisdo11891 Blocked

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[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

@Tha_Good_Lord 😬😅

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

Im on the wrong side of twitter 🤣

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

@Thugg_Speedman We got anything stronger than bleach?🥴

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

Catch me in here living.

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

She said “Jehovah😬 I disagree with your witnesses.”

[Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴 @Mer_anda]

I found the perfect condo in my budget and I signed the lease but turns out nobody services that location for internet. And Elon wants $400 for starlink?? 🥹