Mercedes Slinger

Hunter Jack 05.04.2018 & Oakley John 31.03.2021💙

[kie @criminalplaza]

this is genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

‘Alright if I bring my mate round to watch the fight? He’s sound.’

The mate:

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

GIRL MATH: if i don't spend enough to get free shipping i’m losing money

[SP @sspencerukk]

Is he sharing a gaff with Winnie the Pooh

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me:

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have precisely ZERO idea what people are doing when they inspect inside their egg boxes at the supermarket. But for 20 odd years I've dutifully opened the box, nodded appreciatively, and then put my eggs in the trolley without the faintest idea what the hell I'm doing or why.

[Maisie Adam @MaisieAdam]

Got home to my Gran’s after last night’s show, and had this DM (it didn’t even have his name).

Bit of advice; don’t troll someone - it’s pathetic. But especially don’t troll someone whose gig you weren’t even at, and is VERY good at detective work 🕵️‍♀️

Silly little Gabriel x

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

i love when i realize i am handling a situation better than my old self would have.

[Maureen Wanjiru @maureen_theo]

I just know the voices would win

[jak @_94jak]

I am a slut for potatoes in every variation and that won’t ever change

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Can we normalize ignoring people until you're in a good mood.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

any french blokes want a 1 on 1 am outside now

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

A short history of the world in 13 maps & infographics:

1. Everybody alive today compared to everybody who has ever lived

[molly @molsims]

Can’t stand it when you offer someone a cup of tea and they say yes

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

I need a day to be in my dressing gown & fluffy socks watching Christmas films with a hot drink in my hand pls 🥺

[Chloe Burrows @ChloeBurrows]

Jacket potato beans and cheese is the ultimate feel good dinner omg amazing love u