ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ

“𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?”

𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘔𝘛
𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘕𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

— ⁝ [❉]

⠀❛ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀɴ ᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜɴ?❜

⠀⠀〘 Ｅｖａｎ — Ｍｅｒｃｅｒ〙
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀↳ 𝙁𝘾: 𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙮

➢ 𝕆𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℙ𝕚𝕥𝕥

➢ ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕗𝕥 𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖 ℙ𝕋𝕄ℂ

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

Okay, I won’t…

[Dennis @FarmersOnxy]

No you won't.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

I’ll gut you.

[Dennis @FarmersOnxy]

And what if I did?

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

You better fucking not.

[Dennis @FarmersOnxy]

I'm not gonna say it!

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

Dont fucking say it.

[Dennis @FarmersOnxy]

the ER feels- q word

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

@theevanstone Well, he’s glad to have him on the team.

They do truly need more security.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

They take just about anyone now-.

[𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 @masonisstoned]

been here only an hour and suddenly i understand why i practically got hired on the spot-

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

Well, no more desk banging.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ D͟R. RICHARD ᅠᅠᅠLANG͟DON @clinicaldemise]

he’s good.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

A blanket?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ D͟R. RICHARD ᅠᅠᅠLANG͟DON @clinicaldemise]

maybe.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

How about using the pillow though?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ D͟R. RICHARD ᅠᅠᅠLANG͟DON @clinicaldemise]

he’s fine , he’s had worse.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

The ER beds are all full and he doesn’t need him getting a head injury.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ D͟R. RICHARD ᅠᅠᅠLANG͟DON @clinicaldemise]

was the pillow needed ?

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

Places a pillow between the desk and his head.

[ᅠ ᅠ �� ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ D͟R. RICHARD ᅠᅠᅠLANG͟DON @clinicaldemise]

he’s currently banging his head on his desk.

[ᴍᴀxᴡᴇʟʟ ʀᴏʙɪɴᴀᴠɪᴛᴄʜ @LegalVitals]

— ⁝ [❉] ❛𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐋𝐚𝐰 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞.❜ ⠀

⠀ 〘Ｍａｘｗｅｌｌ - Ｒｏｂｉｎａｖｉｔｃｈ〙
⠀ ⠀
➢ᴘᴛᴍᴄ ʜᴏꜱᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ᴀᴛᴛᴏʀɴᴇʏ
➢ʀᴏʙʙʏ ʀᴏʙɪɴᴀᴠɪᴛᴄʜ’ꜱ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

Wasn’t my fault though that we had to get security involved.

[ᴅʀ. ʀᴇɢᴀɴ ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ @OF_COGNISANCE]

Oh do I know it.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

You of all people know those aren’t mints….

[ᴅʀ. ʀᴇɢᴀɴ ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ @OF_COGNISANCE]

I feel like last time would've went better if you just accepted her little pocket book mints, Evan.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

Oh my god, don’t even speak her name! She will show up when you call.

[ᴅʀ. ʀᴇɢᴀɴ ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ @OF_COGNISANCE]

You know what, fair. I can handle Chris.

Now Heidi on the other hand ..

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

I honestly hope Chris comes by, I’m curious what it is this time.

[ᴅʀ. ʀᴇɢᴀɴ ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ @OF_COGNISANCE]

fingers crossed no frequent flyers

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

I’ll definitely let you know, hopefully it’s smooth this morning.

[ᴅʀ. ʀᴇɢᴀɴ ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ @OF_COGNISANCE]

Don't I know it. But no, seriously, if you need a hand let me know.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

And he will be enjoying the weekend off.

[ᴇᴠᴀɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ @Mercer0nCall]

A holiday weekend at that.

“Fifteen? That bad, huh.”

[𝖣𝖱. 𝖲𝖧𝖠𝖧. @emcrgentmd]

. . .

It /is/ the weekend, after all. . .

"After the shift I've had, I could use fifteen."