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maximum effort!

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

you may be a nothingburger to them but to me your my everythingbagel dipped in awesomesauce with a side of amazeballs and coolbeans

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@westbowst 😇😇😇

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how ‘bout someone addresses me today instead of that lightning guy, huh?

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@westbowst . . . . . okay, two.

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@westbowst i think our standards of enough might be copiously different. y’know, instantly healing liver and all.

i’ll bring . . . one bottle.

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@westbowst of course. how much

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@westbowst good. stay there i’m coming to raid your pasta drawer.

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@westbowst kate. if you are lying to me right now.

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@westbowst wait really.

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@westbowst aww, sorry to hear :( i just ran out of pasta, so we can be sad together !

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@westbowst thank you! y’know, it’s nice to be appreciated. how are you doin’, snookums?

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@westbowst hello kate my bff . . .

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@purpleavenger exactly . . . what’s been cooking, r-dog?

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yawny yawny yawn.

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@steelburied you’re so small and cute ❤️

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@steelburied ❤️❤️👀

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@steelburied i’m pretty sure it’s just you complainin’, sweetheart. let’s get you back to bed, you must be seeing things.

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everything reminds me of him 🥰😍😘

[みやま @memo61129]

頑張って���嚇するウルかわちゃん…

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@th1962r uh huh . . . tell me more, muscles.

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@th1962r aren’t you technically a god?