#TheyWillNotBelieve

and here you are, living, despite it all.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

The price of Laki Laki at the supermarket is so ridiculous, I’m glad they have delivery straight from the factory. 5 Litres of Laki Laki is 2350/-. A liter from the factory is the same price as 450ML in the supermarket. Insane markups.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

@CycieyCynthia Yup! I realised I wasn’t gonna sustain my daily consumption at these prices
Also their delivery is free for items above 2000/- . Here is the catalogue and their WhatsApp number [phone]

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[B @ngwata_]

The deterioration and fall of Kenya from a barely functioning country to complete systemic ruin and dysfunction has been deeply painful to witness.
Our children do not deserve this.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡

I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu.

Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero.

Probably because of Pastor Kanyari and his colleagues who’ve been using that name as a business name for so long you stopped taking it seriously.

But be assured Engineer, He is still very much operational.

I come to you most days NOT because I want your job.

I come because I genuinely believe your employment letter has my name written all over it.

Now look at this image.

That mountain of sand.

Sitting. In the MIDDLE of Waiyaki Way.

Opposite Njuguna’s place.

On one of the busiest highways in East Africa.

Just sitting there for days.

No warning signs.

No barriers. No apology. Just sand.

Proud sand. Unbothered sand.

Engineer, I know your children are abroad. Safe. Warm.

Probably in a country where a civil servant would lose sleep and their job if they left a sand mountain on a highway overnight.

But Wafula from Kangemi?

His children are squeezed in a single room in Kangemi.

They have nowhere to go.

But they want to see him come home.

Not in a casket.

Kamau from Kinoo?

Yes he drinks.

Yes he’s occasionally useless to his family on weekends.

But even his family who have every reason to complain would still rather hear his noise every evening than attend his funeral because a contractor left unmarked sand on Waiyaki Way at night.

This is conduct unbecoming Engineer.

Your equivalent abroad where your children live loses sleep over things like this.

You? You’re sleeping like a man with zero outstanding items.

You and I must agree on one thing today.

Let us hate mediocrity together.

Let us set a bare minimum, you from UoN, me from Kingeero Polytechnic and agree that mountains of sand on highways with zero warnings is below that minimum.

This has to be cleared today.

Not tomorrow. Today!

Your favorite villager. Still watching. Always watching. 👀

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

The trips are endless, luxurious, and incomplete without large convoys, complete with a fleet of helicopters. The millions of shillings in mobilization handouts on each trip add to the reckless spending spree that President William Ruto’s regime has adopted for his domestic trips.

https://t.co/PAI9LD01nI

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Press Statement by The Standard Group Plc on The President's post on X.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Two years after Gen Z protests rocked President Ruto’s government, thousands in Kenya are gearing up to take to the streets again.
https://t.co/VBMcHEstup

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

Exposed: Kenyans furious as Ruto’s promises turn into empty projects || The gallery of Ruto's lies

https://t.co/Wa5wRVz9Dv

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[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

Wicknell Chivayo, a 44-year-old Zimbabwean businessman whose Instagram page is a luxury exhibition of private jets, expensive cars and posh Harare homes, is also a convicted fraudster.
His businesses have been built on a foundation of court cases, corruption scandals and tenders that often fail to materialise.

https://t.co/q2vNS4yZ35

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Today in the @Senate_KE, I will substantiate how public money is being hidden and stolen in plain sight through budget lines labelled “Other Operating Expenses.” OVER 90 BILLION!

If salaries, utilities, travel, maintenance, fuel, training, procurable items, and other expenditures already have specific vote heads, what exactly is hidden under this vague and ever-expanding category?

Even more troubling, the Constitution requires parliamentary approval for all public borrowing. Yet billions are spent under opaque budget lines that escape meaningful scrutiny.

Kenyans deserve transparency, not blank cheques for wastage, mismanagement, and theft. Every shilling collected from taxpayers must be traceable, justified, and accounted for.

The era of hiding public funds behind vague budget descriptions must come to an end. STAY TUNED

[nishology🎀 @nishjustbored]

Nyinyi watu mnajua the only reason ruto was acquitted huko ICC ni juu witnesses against him were turning up dead??
Huyo ndio mtu mliamka asubui kupigia kura???

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

David Maraga: It has taken Ruto less than five years to demolish this country. I need five years to call this country into order.

[DreddImmortal @Whittidredd]

@6footBarefoot This!!!!. The older generation actually understood how to be villagers... many of the younger folk want the benefits of the village without being villagers themselves. And it is funny because a lot of us inherit our parent's village we just don't take care of it like they did..

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

Friendship changes come with adjustments that modern peeps find "inconveniencing and annoying." Your elders didn't show up for everything because they wanted to or were idle, they understood what support systems need.... A back up. You can't do life without inconvenience.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I was arrested this morning together with fellow patriotic Kenyans during our procession to present a petition to the Kenya Wildlife Services against the excision of part of the Nairobi National Park to construct a 1300-car parking lot.

Our national heritage and environment must be safeguarded from greed and unnecessary destruction without public participation.

[#TheyWillNotBelieve @MercyOkoth4]

@tbarty03 @cynmdmi lol. What’s is the truth Tami?

[sedi🧘🏾 @bluegerberas]

As a woman over 20, you have to commit to a minimum of 5 beauty standards you refuse to care about for your own peace of mind. What is a hip dip? Strawberry legs? Stretch marks? Buccal fat? Please go to hell, man.

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

It could have been paid for by Satan himself for all I care.

Impeach him now!