Meredith Hirt

Like pizza, polar bears, & pop culture. Fan of alliteration. Wear blue lipstick more than most. Writer, trendspotter, brand storyteller; @foresightfact.
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[Meredith Hirt @MerDiann]

Never have I ever felt more from the Midwest than in an NYC karaoke bar when I was the only 1 who knew Garth Brooks's Friends in Low Places

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I wish there was a Spotify wrapped of the songs that have been stuck in my head the most

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@rebexxxxa I’d totally wear that outfit lol but I mostly agree with the backlash to her hard seltzer launch last summer: https://t.co/fTGJu81XYT

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I had a dream about working out last night, that counts right

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my boyfriend just told me I’m not funny are we breaking up

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Finally watching Oppenheimer and I can’t take the decision-making process to drop the bomb or not seriously because Richard from SATC is the one deciding 😂

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the past few years have been good to açaí berries

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if conservatives cared about misgendering actual people as much as the general population worries about misgendering dogs, we'd be in a much better place

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My boyfriend just told me that Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel & Elton John are the same and I………,, am concerned

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My stressful school dream isn’t showing up naked, it’s arriving late (which literally never happened) & not being able to remember which class I have for first period

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I wish unfollowing people on Instagram freed up space in my iCloud

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my boyfriend is on a boys trip!! You know what that means… he’s already called me twice to remind them of the rules for playing rummy

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me: *looks at clock*
clock: *literally any time*
me: looks like it's time for a little treat!

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my boyfriend is upset with me for thinking Angels in the Outfield and Field of Dreams are the same thing but like… baseball and dead people??? (I’ve never seen either movie)

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I think you can tell people's general anxiety levels by how low their battery gets before they put their phone on Low Power Mode

Me? I always have it on Low Power Mode

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am I happy or have I just had 2 caffeinated beverages today

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July is here and I'm still queer! So glad I had the opportunity to write this blog post for @ForesightFact on showing allyship for the LGBTQ+ community year-round https://t.co/B6Opm0uEq1

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I’m with someone who thought Teslas had backup gas tanks………… welcome to Florida

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Flights into Orlando are the worst. Everyone is way too hyper on pre-Disney excitement and the odds of sitting next to an upset child are increased exponentially

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Nothing but respect for my 5am Lyft driver who said nothing but “good morning” and “you’re welcome”

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I land an hour before my boyfriend tomorrow morning in Orlando. Currently looking into pedicure facilities in the airport