meredith

come hither

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

i just woke up one day and decided to be hot. that’s how it works

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

If the last Lorde album was better my life would be different

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

I moved away for attention and now I have to live here

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

substitute teaching and just watched a kid use chatGPT to divide 11 by 5

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

we’re all competing to be the most disinterested girl in monochrome athleisure at the airport

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

Do people still have “what are we” conversations? Or do you just wait to see whether or not you move in together?

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

crying at the google street view of my childhood home

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

what I love most about living in a small town is drinking milk without being ashamed

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

what is the right face to make while grocery shopping

[Cher @cher]

Sorry Been MIA,
What IS My Problem

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

i cut together the best egg scenes in movies

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

I am drinking a green juice at the intersection of where self destruction meets avant garde

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

R2D2 is a Taurus

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

I don’t use sex as a way to end an argument, that’s just what sex does. who am I to deny an herb of its effect?

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

going McConaMode* tonight

*having amazing hair and speaking only in proverbs

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

some of the greatest minds of our generation, shacked up with curmudgeons

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

they should invent a way of coming that isn’t of age

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

it is not about finding a deodorant to stop the sweat, it is about finding a deodorant that mixes well with the sweat

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

"to face unafraid, the plans that we made" ...... could be one of the most beautiful lines ever written................

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Cymatics is the science of visible sound originally discovered by Robert Hooke in the year 1680

[meredith @MeredithStisser]

whenever i make food that is not good, i just put barbecue sauce on it, and it becomes food that is good.