Meredith Collins

if you're not food, get out of my face

[Meredith Collins @MereyMee]

@iowastatepatrol Please pass on the huge thanks to all those involved in clean up, directing traffic, caring for the injured and beyond. From ISP to other officers/police, EMT crews, firefighters, volunteers and anybody else I missed. Your work is not unnoticed, thank you.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Meredith Collins @MereyMee]

@activesandal Same could be said for my sex life :/

[Meredith Collins @MereyMee]

@activesandal The memeability is insane

[🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU]

This time next year, you're going to be crying tears of joy because of how beautiful life got.

[🔮��� @TheOracleReadsU]

There are some people next to you, who can’t see how big you are because they are so close to you. Sometimes people have to watch from afar to recognize they were standing next to a giant the whole time. It's okay to let distance be their educator. You have nothing to prove.

[… @mrmuskisacunt]

Italian PE teacher explaining long jump.

[jos @josiahhughes]

way too big

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

LASAGNA MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU EAT IT?!?!?!

[Meredith Collins @MereyMee]

I WOULD PAY FOR THESE TO NOT EXIST

[AZ Nick 🐦‍�� @NickGlowMindset]

I just found out that butterflies can’t even see their own wings, and that got me thinking about how some people don’t recognize their true beauty/how much they grew and evolved.

[Ebonee Davis @EboneeDavis]

Might mess around and be the love I want to see in the world.

[Meredith Collins @MereyMee]

Pretty sure I wouldn’t date if it wasn’t for ovulation…

[Meredith Collins @MereyMee]

Sometimes I just wanna sit at the park and eat McDonald’s in my car sue me

[Meredith Collins @MereyMee]

@thebecksfactor I’d really like them to explain the extraction of the scents “pool toys and swimsuit Lycra”

[Meredith Collins @MereyMee]

@JoeSantagato Forgivenessssssss

[Jillian Bybee, MD (she/her) @LifeandPICU]

Seems right.

We’ve been spared in Western MI so far. But, we are starting to see incredibly sick kids in the #PedsICU now. Please get a #FluShot for you and your family.

#VaccinesSaveLives