Michelle Erickson

[k @ysljennii]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 78%

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

So much of America makes sense when you realize our “how we got here” stories are all basically like this.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

No, Your ADHD is Not your Super Power and Also It’s a Mess in Here Bitch!

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham dead

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[jezz @JezziiB]

Don't forget that the establishment kept a deceased pregnant woman alive, against her family's wishes and medical evidence, to incubate a fetus to viability like a science experiment... They would certainly keep a dead senator warm if it meant hanging on to power.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's soooo hot. Can we please stop bombing countries, switch to green energy, and stop using AI? For crying out loud.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

John C. Reilly: “Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights? They’re human too. Elon Musk says don’t be fooled by the empathy trap. Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[Alexandra Francisco @ByAlFrancisco]

I’ve never had so much fomo for anything in my life

[Softboy @softboywin]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

Me when they don’t have pizza chips on the menu. #RHORI

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

In America they shut down bee labs after they discover their venom cures cancer because cancer treatment is a $200B industry

[MrBujok @BujokMr]

IRAN WAR THIS WEEKEND 100%

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

as a lifelong big rig hauler, i just consider these Ditch Your Bra conversations to be absolutely none of my business whatsoever. yall have fun but that’s my friend

[mads @m4dder4ll]

This summer is all about big naturals and lying for fun

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Seems like the perfect time for women to start an anonymous website where they can name the men who assaulted them — and I bet we could get over 62 million names VERY quickly.

WE NEED TO BECOME THE BEAR, LADIES