Meritrocity

An angry working stiff's subversive ramblings on all things vulgar and profane.

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People who don't vaccinate their children will eventually work their bloodlines out of the gene pool. So just let it go, America.

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But sweetheard, didn't the lord make the number 666 too? http://t.co/13OVBOrv14 #TooDumbToRun

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Monogamy is unnatural, you don't say! http://t.co/RNmb80w9vs

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Well that wasn't very Christian of you at all, was it http://t.co/a5erYfnE9l #AsILayLying

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Guess who's got two thumbs, no religion, and found their password. This jackass.

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Itching to herbalize, got a zig zag roller last night, papers and a grinder. If this guy can do it, so can I http://t.co/YqJLU8VX

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Quick, somebody put a hoodie on Geraldo Rivera. http://t.co/7Q1NT1rq

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Hey Tim, Jesus has spoken. He chooses Peyton Manning. You can pray for touchdowns somewhere else now.

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Hey did you see the news story today about the ugly ass rodent-looking dog that died? Yeah I didn't give a shit either.

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Don Draper shoves a dick inside Kim Kardashian, calling her an idiot in an Elle Magazine interview. Would like to see that, actually.

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Sea lions are notoriously drawn to the scent of slut in the water, someone should have warned Shakira http://t.co/4IJ7P8eb

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Yeah, sorting through that much drugs and alcohol might take forever. It's a real mystery. http://t.co/2dXWoaH6 #Whitney

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Everyone getting excited for blow job day tomorrow? Do your significant other a solid and open wide. No teeth!

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Go ahead Glamour magazine, put lipstick on a pig. I'd still grudge fuck it. http://t.co/2T4wSUaq #Kesha #TrashBagHo

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Foursquare is fucking retarded. Honestly. I don't give a shit what you're the mayor of, neither does anybody else.

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From one jackass to another, thank you Anthony Bourdain. http://t.co/zFf0byqj #PaulaDeen

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So Paula Deen has diabetes. Wow, no way to have seen that coming. What's next, are we going to find out she's also fat? #shocker

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Chocolate frank & beans RT @thechocolateco: Today is national dip anything in chocolate day! Stop by our store...

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Propeller accident? This just in, blondes are still fucking stupid http://t.co/34CcBH5P.

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I hate when you bust nasty ass just as someone walks into your office and closes the door. That stench of death, yeah that's me!