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Why must we have timezones? Wouldn't it be alright if half the planet was adjusted to being awake in the dark? 😓

[Vagabond @wavebird200]

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Cute doggo at work 🥹

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was laughing at this all day but then i clicked this guy’s page and it turns out he’s just some dude who wants to fuck cars and airplanes

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There's something akin to a döner kebab in the office rn I could look but I don't want to ruin the illusion.
I need more schrödingers döner kebabs in my life

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@uniicornpoopp Idk I just use the biggest sharpest machete I can find close my eyes and hope for the best

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@xxcryingbunnyxx Ty! You sure you wanna give me a handshake rn?

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@uniicornpoopp Basically every shop in my little city did that. Didn't see fuck all for Halloween 😞

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@foxikumiho @tsuakies Us! 😘

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@kerolucio Genuinely just say some bs like " what about me papi? " And youll get your compliment as well works for me everytime

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Don't think I ever had this many non porn bot followers 🥹

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@son0ra_ How does this even happen????

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@GirlinFishnets Yea yea no worries!! Absolutely dope shots loveeee the vibes so much!! Genuinely post more so fucking goodddd

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@tsuakies I appreciate the spit being animated

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@KitsyKitsune_VT

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@TheSanster @KitsyKitsune_VT Let your man tits be squeezed?